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Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!

366 replies

TheTruthAboutLove · 16/11/2019 19:20

I’ve noticed we don’t have one yet!

And my Facebook never has anything decidedly dodgy on there other than pairs of £35 Nike Air Max from a knock off factory near Strangeways. So please, share away!

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malpa · 09/12/2019 10:42

Here's one for the animal lovers (haters?)... Xmas Grin

Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!
jay55 · 09/12/2019 11:25

Professional drawer person GrinGrinGrin
Is the drawer in their Chester draws?

steppemum · 09/12/2019 12:44

Oh my word that is a hideous drawing

JudasHisCarrot · 09/12/2019 12:55

£35?! 😬

Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!
JudasHisCarrot · 09/12/2019 12:56

There's also a Kinder one for £35 and a haribo one for the bargain price of £28 if anyone's interested

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 09/12/2019 13:22

That drawing looks like a year 6 art project.

"Drawer person." Snort!

WombleishMerryChristmasOfThigh · 09/12/2019 14:49

That dog drawing always comes up on these threads. It's actually something of a parody; the 'artist' is doing it for laughs.

Andylion · 09/12/2019 17:52

That dog drawing always comes up on these threads. It's actually something of a parody; the 'artist' is doing it for laughs.

I wonder how many of them are real. I suspect the feet ones are parodying something. The dog one has the word "processional" at the top. Hmm

Gingerkittykat · 09/12/2019 23:22

£5 for the dice candle holder and £20 for each of those so called trees.

Surely even the guy who made them can see they are shit?

Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!
Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!
Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!
Themazeoflife · 10/12/2019 00:35

@Gingerkittykat they could of at least painted the trees green!

steppemum · 10/12/2019 13:01

I love ht elook of chunky dice, but those are

  1. cracked!
  2. wooden with low candles in = fire risk
Southmouth · 10/12/2019 13:37

@Gingerkittykat it’s really bugging me more than it should that ‘x’ and ‘mas’ isn’t together!

‘Drawer person’ had me in stitches Grin

Fishflame · 10/12/2019 16:41

The dog drawing is by an artist local to me. For ages, he made these funny dog pics for a laugh but, in reality, he is a trained fine artist.

Fishflame · 10/12/2019 16:45

Santa's lost (glitter) button!

Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!
MamaWeGotThis · 10/12/2019 17:38

All the glittered items 😬

WoodliceInSunderland · 10/12/2019 20:34

My eyes!! Shock

Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!
Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!
Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!
WoodliceInSunderland · 10/12/2019 20:36

Nothing says "Woo Hoo!" like some Happy Hippos and 5 cans of coke!

Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!
steppemum · 11/12/2019 10:47

WHY are santa's buttons green???

Surely they would be red!

PurpleFrames · 11/12/2019 14:03

Made to order! Gingerbread demolition...

Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!
Binglebong · 11/12/2019 17:06

The buttons are black, they're presented on green card. I actually think those ones are quite nicely done with the writing round it.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 11/12/2019 19:40

The lack of apostrophe on the button makes me twitch.

Fishflame · 11/12/2019 21:07

Bingle - but two quid! For a plastic button with a wonky glitter background!

And I agree with the pp about the missing apostrophe

HeatedDryer · 11/12/2019 22:33

This is described as 'Posh Rustic Reindeer' and is yours for a mere £18

Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!
HeatedDryer · 11/12/2019 22:34

Also in the description
'Made by my hubby'
ConfusedGrin

HeatedDryer · 11/12/2019 22:37

How about this set of 6 reindeer decorations? Hurry, its the last set remaining, only £15!

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