Where’s the Facebook Marketplace Christmas Tat thread?!

[TheTruthAboutLove]

I’ve noticed we don’t have one yet!

And my Facebook never has anything decidedly dodgy on there other than pairs of £35 Nike Air Max from a knock off factory near Strangeways. So please, share away!

£4 💕

That reindeer looks like he's screaming for help

Oh I'm not suggesting I'd buy it. But it is at least reasonably done.

I found a video that shows you how to make the Christmas Crap! I know what I’m doing to make some money...

www.facebook.com/FirstMediaBlossom/videos/839181869853310?vh=e&sfns=mo

Perfect for any teachers out there . I can't decide how big this is ???

Some tat...

Haribo wreath anyone £4 for a quids worth of Haribo! Bargain

I actually attempted to make one of those trees covered in sweets one year, although I used a polystyrene cone as a base set into a sparkly container using plaster of paris. I had seen them for sale for a small fortune and thought I could do it cheaply.

It took probably about £10 worth of sweets to cover my cone, it took bloody hours and a lot of hot glue to stick the sweets on. I then added Poundland lights and it actually looked pretty good, far better than the one in the post.

The hassle and cost involved was immense, I will never again attempt to do something I saw on Pinterest.

Now now @Beaniebeemer it Will Comengift wrapped (can't help but say that in the style of Allo Allo showing my age

£9 for about £1s worth of chocolate, maybe £2 at a push 🙈

More wooden crap.

If your champagne bottle was feeling a bit naked, this seller can dress it Christmass-y for just NZ$75

...or alternative, you can decorate your house with this paperweight with a glittery turd inside for just $40

It looks like a glittery turd inside that paperweight.

Rubbish tip angel, reindeer from your nightmares ornament and baubles with eyelashes

Not really Christmassy but..