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Just found this in dd suitcase *pic* Where do I leave it?!

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ISayWhatNow · 03/07/2019 09:14

What do I do with it?! It's in a big suitcase that she's brought home from boarding school and I'm sorting out her washing because she's going away for a month. She's still at school.

I have no problem with it at all, but I really, REALLY don't want to embarrass her. Where can I leave it surreptitiously?! To make matters worse the suitcase is being thrown out today because it's broken so I can't just leave it in her room - it would look very obvious and then she'd be embarrassed.

Arghh!

Just found this in dd suitcase *pic* Where do I leave it?!
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Redred2429 · 03/07/2019 09:15

Could you not forget to throw it out and ask her to do it later and leave it in the case?

AwdBovril · 03/07/2019 09:16

Bedside drawer? Wherever she keeps all her toiletries etc?

MoltenMountain · 03/07/2019 09:17

FGS just put it in her bedside table or in her underwear drawer.

Notquitemyselfanymore · 03/07/2019 09:18

Just throw it out with the case if it’s going to be such an issue. I don’t see how you can put it somewhere. She’ll know she didn’t move it so will know it must have been you (or someone else in the household).

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 03/07/2019 09:18

Did she ask you to unpack her suitcase?

FairyBatman · 03/07/2019 09:21

Stick it in her knocker drawer, she’ll probably be mortified but it’ll never be spoken of again Grin

sneakypinky · 03/07/2019 09:23

Hahahaha.

I'd send her a photo message of it asking if you can borrow a bit of her lube.

FairyBatman · 03/07/2019 09:23

Kicker not knocker Hmm

BigSandyBalls2015 · 03/07/2019 09:23

How old?

FairyBatman · 03/07/2019 09:24

Argh knicker Confused throws phone in bin

Sparklingbrook · 03/07/2019 09:24

Chuck it away with the case. No drama.

HairyFloppins · 03/07/2019 09:24

Just bin it.

ISayWhatNow · 03/07/2019 09:24

Oh it gets worse..... The condoms in there are USED 😱😱😱😱

Just found this in dd suitcase *pic* Where do I leave it?!
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LindaLa · 03/07/2019 09:24

Although she may be using it for its marketed purposes, there is another use.

Does she have curly hair?

I use lube on my ridiculous barnet.

As long as it's water based, it's good.
Cheaper and smells better!

Sparklingbrook · 03/07/2019 09:25

If theres used condoms in the case then chuck those away too.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 03/07/2019 09:26

I’d just pick up a load of clothes with this underneath and put it on her bed.

LindaLa · 03/07/2019 09:26

Or be pleased that she's taken no a sensible, mature approach to sex?

SoyDora · 03/07/2019 09:26

Used condoms? What, just floating around in a suitcase?
I’d just chuck it all away with the case.

jellybean85 · 03/07/2019 09:26

Oh bless you, it's a horrible feeling when they get to this stage I think. How old is she? Could it be the opening of a needed conversation?

On the bright side she's being safe and seems to be making sure it's fun for her too with sensations lube SmileBlush

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 03/07/2019 09:26

Used condoms? Hmmm... if she couldn’t get rid if them in the boarding school, she would have binned them on the way surely.
Did she ask you to open her bag, OP?

DownWentTheFlag · 03/07/2019 09:27

What on earth is happening at this boarding school??

sacope · 03/07/2019 09:28

Presumably she is old enough to be having sex. She is having careful sex. Why do you think she would be embarrassed of you acknowledged that? Seriously just leave it in her room and crack on with you day.

Sparklingbrook · 03/07/2019 09:28

It does sound like she's of an age when she should be emptying her own case TBH.

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HeadfirstForHalos · 03/07/2019 09:29

FGS , if she's old enough yo have condoms and lube in her case she's old enough to empty her own case. Why are you rummaging in it? Tell her to empty her own case and bring her washing down!

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