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Please come into my advice clinic. All my agony aunts are both untrained and insane. We WILL help you.

Well considering how long it took to catch him I think dressing up as Peter Sutcliffe would be a good bet for going under the radar!

Oh they're just back to
counting and imagining things now we've gone!

DT would that be before or after he got the biro stuck in his eye.

wax I'm so impressed with my chivalry on the weird thread pretending I want my eyeballs sucked out and my skull fucked.

For the tape: I do not.

proj thanks for giving Thighland all of your obsessive love. Fucky sucky 5 dollars, me love you long time.

It's so strange, it's like we don't exist anywhere but here. I give out advice and friendly tips all over the place....nothing.

Thigh and there was I thinking you were flirting with me in a thighland manner, alas...

I didn’t even get $5 and yet I’m still here

For the tape I want it down that I also do not wish to be penetrated via my eye socket!

Not even with a biro as part of my Peter costume!

Oh my god though, imagine someone actually trying to put their penis in your eye, I'd die laughing

Actually a Peter costume would be super funz. A 70s curly mop, beard and moustache, his upside down long sleeved vest he wore under his trousers with special willy cut out section and padded knees. Plus biro hanging out of one eye.

Whoops, wrong hole. C'mon, everyday occurrence surely?

You wouldn't know whether to shit or go blind.

Urgh. I need to go and scrape off my fur. Im going OUT tomorrow. I have a new boilersuit and new heels. I’m going for mix of Chairman Mao and J Edgar Hoover.

Will have to set up a new thread soon. Shall we even bother pretending to be an advice clinic anymore?

The best - is that true? I’d forgotten about your detailed knowledge of serial killers.

Vest ffs Phone insists its best. What’s wrong with vests?

Also - a long sleeved vest? Vests don’t have sleeves?

Of course it's true. I'll draw it.

Proj why the fuck are you going out? Sounds ghasters. And heels? Are you a lady now or something? Don't forget us, we're tattooed on your face.

blueskies how is dinner going?

I'm drawing it!

Why are you removing your fur?

By heels I assume you mean the back portion of the sole of your actual feet. Did they wear out?

It’s my secret shame. 90% of the time I am full feral, but every once in a while I like to don a revealingly cut onesie and prance around like Freddie Mercury.

So you’re going to fashion the fur into a moustache? We have the pubes bucket for that.

Project can you sing like Freddie too? The world has lost a great talent! You could step in and make it right!

Can I request 'Fat Bottomed Girls' as another Thigh anthem!

Here's the proof