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Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 17:31

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

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thislido · 10/04/2019 21:16

Are you out of reach of Deliveroo? I mainly use them for deliveries of Haagen Daaz.

thislido · 10/04/2019 21:17

Marvin lives upstairs noway.

Nowaypast · 10/04/2019 21:20

Oh :(. I'm sorry - I didn't realise stairs were involved. How much do you think escalators cost?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 21:22

I'm watching you

Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
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thislido · 10/04/2019 21:24

We're overcomplicating it. The foxhole is just by my window. I've yelled out to them. They seem to be adapting well to fox life.

thislido · 10/04/2019 21:25

Are you "thinking of us", Thigh

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 21:25

No so you're drinking gin and have sent your children to live somewhere with foxes? Brava und huzzah!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 21:27

Thinking of You AND Always In My Thoughts

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Nowaypast · 10/04/2019 21:27

You're so beautiful. I'm looking back at you :)

Do you have problems? I can solve everything.
thislido · 10/04/2019 21:28

this is why they have adapted to foxhole life so well

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 21:29

See You Soon is menacing too, don't you think. So menacing, what does it mean? When? Where? Why?

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Nowaypast · 10/04/2019 21:29

I'm not quite sure what I've done with my children thigh but I think thislido has a handle on it. They'll be fine I'm sure. Anyway, about the gin ...

thislido · 10/04/2019 21:30

well I imagine they are doing whatever the usually do for gin acquisition

Nowaypast · 10/04/2019 21:31

Yes, I'm not one to boast but I have to say my children take after me, they're a fine looking crowd (how many have I got again?)

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 21:31

No is there an off-brand pizza delivery place near you? They often do booze n fagz along with the chips. Unless you live somewhere ridiculous.

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DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 21:32

thigh is this like when you hug us with your inner thigh against our thighs?

Nowaypast · 10/04/2019 21:32

Any time I hear "see you soon" a very disturbing image of Robert de Niro comes to mind. Why is that?

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 21:32

Pic never attached, the bitch!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 21:33

Thislido occasionally i dream of moving to the countryside. Then I remember my valid fear of hedges and complete darkness.

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Nowaypast · 10/04/2019 21:33

thigh there's a Harley Davidson showroom nearby - will that do?

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 21:34

thigh is this like when you hug us with your inner thigh against our thighs (part 2)

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 21:34

noway you should write a child rearing book! Something like "Tiger Mother" only with foxes. Only if you can be arsed, obviously. Don't forget Romulus and Remus, they did pretty well in life. I bet you can justify your actions pretty well. I predict it will be a best seller!!

Nowaypast · 10/04/2019 21:35

What is revolutionary about those thighs? Is there a new thread?

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 21:36

New thread pronto !!!!

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