Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

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I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

Don't you like it?

Yes wax has cleverly fashioned your bush into a cock Caroline this is what comes of 'visitors' happening!

Is thigh going to kill us?

She is watching us and I'm a teeny bit scared.
Thigh I can do your bush too?

Either bush obvs

wax could you pop next door and do a cock shaped bush for the neighbour? He's out at the moment but I think he would love it! This is wonderful! I'm thinking of getting some peacocks and a croquet lawn, too.

No problem Caroline. This is so much fun!

This just like when I dreamed I was posh!! I hope it's all real, and not just that paraffin I drank.

Ooops sorry about that
Caroline !

Didn't you like your cup of Winka?

It can take a while to get accustomed.

Good god. Should we step in and save them from themselves, or just wait and hop for the best?

Hope, hop, probably doesn’t matter.

ANNOUNCEMENT The vicar has had a fair bit of sherry with his roadkill and tarts. He says he has ascended to an even Higher Church, and has now become a Catholic Priest. Anyone who would like to confess any sins, he's waiting for you in the tool shed. Eavesdroppers will go to HELL

Quick get the child out of the pond! We need to save it from the catholic priest!

I finished the neighbours bush

Put him in the priest hole and get him flavouring our snax.

dangly , not your fault! I might have "pre loaded" on the winka!

Magnificent, wax ! You are an artist!

Oooh! That's a big one wax !

(As the actress said to the bishop!)

The priest will do snax later, when he's had a few more cherries.

Sherries!!!!

I think I'm slurring.

I have to go now, thanks for having me. I really hope the neighbour is happy with the work.
You're welcome to come to my place next time if we haven't been chucked out of thighland or something.
I've nicked some of your stuff, nothing you like don't worry x

Wow! Just wow

Thigh I notice they are trying to set you up as an authority figure to curb their excesses, rather than remembering that no one gets told off in a Thighland. They crave corrective intervention. They are trying to turn you into AIBU. I fear for their inner thighs.

Thisters! Get a hold of yourselves.

You're right this ! I'm going home! Bye Caroline I'll leave you the rest of the Winka for later on you can stick a sherry in it too, then it'll be Winkary.