Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

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I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

I can’t imagine there were any cherries for the priest amongst you lot.

Bye all! Hope you get home safe. The priest has listened to a lot of Confessions this afternoon.

He started out like this

But now he looks like this.

I’d do the priest if he’s the one from Fleabag.

Now I'm happy to share my whore and slur baked goods but I will of course require some proof of ID. Union card or payslip from the sauna would do.

Cuz how do I know you're not some NI Protestants planning to reverse-engineer my recipes for their "traybakes"?

Slut!

Not anyone in particular, just correcting autocorrect.

Baker how dare you call me a slut!

My correct title is Fat Old Slag, the cheek of it.

Well, thigh, I'll call you that if you like, but at some point I'll need to see your diploma, or at least a badge you made with felttips, before you get any slur cake.

The neighbour's been round about his hedge. I told him a big girl did it and ran away.

Slut, dammit! I mean fat old slag, sorry.

[Prostrates self] I worship the cellulite you walk with, you know.

Heres my ID

What the fuck? You're visiting?!

mrscat , dangly has a large Tupperware of leftovers for you. Think yourself lucky you've avoided the priest.

thigh this is for you.

Pooter any Slut bars left? I can collect - oh fuck, that's visiting.

mrscat dangly is calling in with them!

I realised I had some bones made of card for reasons I’m not sure of, so I turned them into cocks.

There has been visits?
There has been visits?
There.
Has.
Been.
Visits.
No murders.
Visits.
Our bucket of organs is empty (did Dog get the cat's cock?) but we're FUCKING VISITING.
The world has gone mad.

Ah! That's more like it Reg bony cardboard cock cut-outs.

Thank fuck for Reg reining us back into sanity by making a art. Lovely cocks Reg

You're welcome for the sunshine btw

You’re welcome. 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

Thanks for the sunshine thigh

Do you have plans for the cocks reg?

Sinister plans, yes.

Thank you for the sunshine thigh ❤️ can we have it again at weekend?

Did everyone get their slag cake deliveries? I left thighs on the back step in the shade!

Ooh lovely cocks LovelyCockReg !!!