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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 17:31

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CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:28

Have Lego for any child visitors.

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:29

And ice pops OF COURSE.

CabbageHippy · 10/04/2019 14:30

is there booze?

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:30

But I hope thigh is coming? She's supposed to be bringing her mood board for the next thread.

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:31

Maybe a sweet sherry.

waxahatchee · 10/04/2019 14:32

It's lovely here, I think we should sit in the garden and have an ice pop. Does thigh have to know that we met up?

Cabbage bring some booze please

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:32

I've invited the vicar.

DogHairEverywhere · 10/04/2019 14:33

Is there any room for me, I've brought some badger 'n rice.

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:33

thigh !

DogHairEverywhere · 10/04/2019 14:35

Oh hang on, did you say lego for child visitors, I'm off, enough of that lego 'n children at home. I was coming out to get away from all that.

waxahatchee · 10/04/2019 14:35

Brilliant Caroline !

Is the vicar for chopping up?

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:35

Welcome hippy and dog, I think we're in the garden.

waxahatchee · 10/04/2019 14:36

I can't see any kids here, unless that is one in the pond? Caroline?

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:37

dog so far no children have turned up, you're safe!

Obviously I have plans for the vicar.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 10/04/2019 14:37

Watching in terror. What's with the visiting?

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DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 14:37

Cabbage are you new or just one of us pretending?

Either way welcome to Thighland and welcome to Caroline's illegal party.

Caroline shall I mix up some pints of Winka before the guests stay sober?

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:38

wax It's a bird scarier.

waxahatchee · 10/04/2019 14:38

Shit hide!

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:40

Ooh thigh don't worry, it is the right sort of visiting! dangly the ice cubes are over there. You might have to drink out of tea cups though.

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:41

I mean bird scarer, only scarier of course. It is a real child.

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 14:42

Ok then two cups each!

Eeeeeeek!!

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:42

More tea vicar?

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:43

Or a nice sherry?

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:46

That's funny, there wasn't any topiary before. Someone's been at it with a......

WAX , WAX !!

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 14:52