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Have Lego for any child visitors.

And ice pops OF COURSE.

is there booze?

But I hope thigh is coming? She's supposed to be bringing her mood board for the next thread.

Maybe a sweet sherry.

It's lovely here, I think we should sit in the garden and have an ice pop. Does thigh have to know that we met up?

Cabbage bring some booze please

I've invited the vicar.

Is there any room for me, I've brought some badger 'n rice.

thigh !

Oh hang on, did you say lego for child visitors, I'm off, enough of that lego 'n children at home. I was coming out to get away from all that.

Brilliant Caroline !

Is the vicar for chopping up?

Welcome hippy and dog, I think we're in the garden.

I can't see any kids here, unless that is one in the pond? Caroline?

dog so far no children have turned up, you're safe!

Obviously I have plans for the vicar.

Watching in terror. What's with the visiting?

Cabbage are you new or just one of us pretending?

Either way welcome to Thighland and welcome to Caroline's illegal party.

Caroline shall I mix up some pints of Winka before the guests stay sober?

wax It's a bird scarier.

Shit hide!

Ooh thigh don't worry, it is the right sort of visiting! dangly the ice cubes are over there. You might have to drink out of tea cups though.

I mean bird scarer, only scarier of course. It is a real child.

Ok then two cups each!

Eeeeeeek!!

More tea vicar?

Or a nice sherry?

That's funny, there wasn't any topiary before. Someone's been at it with a......

WAX , WAX !!