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Do you have problems? I can solve everything.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 17:31

I am a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I can help with anything, please step inside my lovely advice clinic where my team of kindly Agony Aunts will cure you forever.

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waxahatchee · 10/04/2019 14:01

Can I bring my own food stuffs? I am a slut but I don't want to be chopped up or anything?

thislido · 10/04/2019 14:03

Wait, are “visitors” about to happen?

IAmNotDanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 14:05

Dear Tangly...is this better?

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:06

Only virtual visitors, the real type seldom darken my door!

waxahatchee · 10/04/2019 14:08

I don't like visitors but I love visiting and Caroline offered so I'm on my way

waxahatchee · 10/04/2019 14:09

I am a badass slut with a chainsaw travelling in my tractor, you can't miss me Caroline

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:10

Somewhere in storage I have a very vintage cook book, 1930s I think. It was very cheerfully illustrated and captioned. The page I really liked was headed "Tarts Are Always Popular!" (never a truer word)

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 14:11

IAmNotDangly yes that's ok Getting , I don't mind that at all because it clearly states you are not being me!

Yours
DanglyTassles ™ ®

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:11

Welcome, all!

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 14:12

I've decided to accuse Getting again just for sports but it probably IS her tbf!

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 14:13

Caroline can I come to this tea of debauchery?

In an 'online only' sense of course!

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:14

All good here. I'll hoover once you've GONE.

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:14

Gets out more chairs.

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 14:15

Is Agnostic bringing her whore cake?

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:16

dangly , could you pick up some milk?

waxahatchee · 10/04/2019 14:17

Answer the fucking door

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:17

Whore and slut things I hope!

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:18

It's open! I'm in the loo.

waxahatchee · 10/04/2019 14:19

You could have tidied up, this place is a right shit hole!

waxahatchee · 10/04/2019 14:20

I brought some road kill to go with the tea

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:21

It's Fuckboy's fault, don't blame me! He is a slob.

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:23

Any other visitors? Open house.

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:26

I've got one of those boiling urns and some eau de nil green cups borrowed from the WI.

CarolinePooter · 10/04/2019 14:27

Bringing in garden chairs.

DanglyTassles · 10/04/2019 14:28

Caroline you're going to be in big trouble for having visitors like this. I'm ready to scarper when thigh get's back!!