Is your life still shit? I can solve all your problems....forever.

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I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. As I am unfettered by knowledge or training I can help you to solve every problem you have. Step inside my lovely advice clinic which is staffed by myself and my team of kindly Agony Aunts.

I don’t know what came over me, I went all B cluster there. Thanks Thighlanders.

So wait pineapple was unmasked??

Also I really like the sound of your bathroom thigh. Macrame potholders sound very millennial.

They could be knitted from pubes, too.

That's why we have plug holes.

Project stay in the A Clusters, that is where the funz at.

We'll ask Reg to cast you in bronze so you have a legacy.

I’d missed the bathroom description. It sounds fabulous.

Pineapple tried to unmask herself by we put a stop to it. A thread with the stature of ours demands a resident troll. Even if we have to take it turns.

Project going to Aldi does not equate to free time. Are you not comforted by the fact that so many things will outlast you? It takes the pressure off when everything is so inconsequential.

Can Barry be part of the sculpture?

The statue would have a water feature for all the piss. Whoever said incontinency was a curse really hasn't thought it through.

Where is Barry? He should be doing your work for you.

It's no good having an insane slanket and barking yourself.

God i bore myself, my psychopathy is waning.

I need more stimulation, more attention, more self aggrandisement.

Look! Look at the advert on the top of the page!

So who is "sleeping with the fishes" thigh ?

They can't kill me inside my house so they're trying to force me to travel by plane and then stuff me in a shark tank. Someone is clearly very frightened about Thighland. What are MI5 saying about us Project are they going to unsprinkle Osama bin Laden's cremains from international waters and set him on us? Well I'll just tweak his beard and give him a come hither wink - he won't like that.

Pooter or who's going to sleep with the fishes? There's quite clearly a plot! And on a Sunday, that's bad, a bad thing.

We may need to let the priests out of the priest holes to help us. Hitherto they've been doing a fair job of flavouring snax with their cheesy cocks.

I saw a thread recently on protestant tray bakes, if these are really hard baked they could be used as weapons alongside the cheesy catholic cock snax. Really, i should have brokered the Good Friday agreement.

Clearly The Troubles were an inability to allow a diversity in snack foods.

It all makes sense now. Imagine never being allowed a cheesy snack or never getting a traybake. It's tragic, and a truly worthy battleground.

I saw the traybake thread. Your theory explains everything. Perhaps Mo Mowlem caught on but didn’t let it get out?

Thislido i must say they did well keeping the real issue hidden for 40 years. Kudos for that.

Bring back domestic science lessons. Give peace a chance!

I'm not precisely sure what a teatowel is for but my mother told me, on my wedding night, to be prepared.

So is pineapple l, um, a plant then? :)

Hope it was ironed noway

pineapple is rotten to the core.

What? What? What??

What is this about my new girlfriend pineapple ??? So she isn't real? She is one of us?

But she MUST be real! I was just about to propose!! (Once I'd got rid of Mr Dirty Faeces PissTwat of course!)

Wait I’M doing Pineapple. Are you trollops doing her too?

Fuckssakefuckers.