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Is your life still shit? I can solve all your problems....forever.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 03/04/2019 21:48

I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. As I am unfettered by knowledge or training I can help you to solve every problem you have. Step inside my lovely advice clinic which is staffed by myself and my team of kindly Agony Aunts.

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CarolinePooter · 07/04/2019 17:29

sad it sounds as if he is a spy. Burn your passport and go into witness protection.

Gettingnowhere · 07/04/2019 17:29

Sad I suggest you take a trip to the local Co op. Check the community notice board

ProjectGainsborough · 07/04/2019 17:30

I shall obey pooter. Long hot bath and easy literature for me tonight.

Though I’ll have you know Dave Cameron shops at my local Aldi. The cunt.

DanglyTassles · 07/04/2019 17:32

I can be whatever you want me to be thigh but keep it under your hat!

pineapple mustn't know!

SadLonelyWife · 07/04/2019 17:32

That makes so much sense, Caroline. There's no other possible explanation, is there?

DanglyTassles · 07/04/2019 17:35

Tagliatelle!!

Sorry someone in RL just asked me how to spell it!

CarolinePooter · 07/04/2019 17:36

project that is terrible! Couldn't you move to a nicer neighbourhood?

Gettingnowhere · 07/04/2019 17:39

Project whatever you do, don't buy the pulled pork

ProjectGainsborough · 07/04/2019 17:42

It’s ok pooter, I just follow him round slipping déclassé items into his trolley so when he comes to pay he has to explain to Sam why there are top shelf magazines and turkey twizzlers with his olives and manchego.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 07/04/2019 17:43

Pooter do you have any holiday snaps from your summers at der Berghof that we could see?

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CarolinePooter · 07/04/2019 18:00

Getting ;-) !!

Gettingnowhere · 07/04/2019 18:01

At least I'm not a bloody fruit, ok, Pooter?

Gettingnowhere · 07/04/2019 18:04

I'm just a sad lonely little elf

DanglyTassles · 07/04/2019 18:05

Getting I think you are my pineapple 🍍

Gettingnowhere · 07/04/2019 18:06

Dangly you're not clever or funny

Gettingnowhere · 07/04/2019 18:09

See, I can't even do a good pineapple impression. I'm using grammar

DanglyTassles · 07/04/2019 18:13

I knew it was you!! 😂

Gettingnowhere · 07/04/2019 18:15

No, seriously now Dangly Pineapple was NOT me. I have been other people on here, but not pineapple. I have no idea who Pineapplecore actually is. I swear on Thigh's life

ProjectGainsborough · 07/04/2019 18:16

getting is your pineapple or she ate your pineapple?

Gettingnowhere · 07/04/2019 18:18

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3553171-To-ask-what-your-favourite-ever-line-from-mumsnet-is?pg=1&order=

Outrageous!! We don't even get a mention. Someone snaps and farts just once and they get all the credit. We fart all the time!! Why aren't we on there?

DanglyTassles · 07/04/2019 18:21

I think we should be snapping as well!

CarolinePooter · 07/04/2019 18:24

getting yes but we fart in a way that enhances the plot, not just randomly.

CarolinePooter · 07/04/2019 18:26

They don't deserve us. Are we going to bother any more.

thigh my holiday snaps are Top Secret and Classified

CarolinePooter · 07/04/2019 18:26

Help!

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