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Is Your Life Shit? I can solve all your problems

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pineapplebryanbrown · 01/04/2019 19:07

I am a kindly non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and I run a lovely advice clinic. Please bring me your problems and I will solve them, forever.

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DanglyTassles · 04/04/2019 12:21

pineapple throw down your weapons and embrace your friends at Thighland!

M3lon · 04/04/2019 12:28

what if we are in netmums right now? Has anyone said 'hun' without realising?

Thanks for your outrage pretty and Naked (which by the way is an excellent pair of names!) it makes me feel better.

Also two of the 5 culprits didn't show up for tea today so I thank you also for your hard murdering work overnight!

M3lon · 04/04/2019 12:31

ahhh negging....where does thighland stand on negging?

my favourite ever negging example can be found here xkcd.com/1027/

I think our glorious leader would say...embrace the negative...own it....and relax with snax...

Gettingnowhere · 04/04/2019 12:31

Poor Thigh has been sitting all by herself on Page 4 of _chat. Maybe pineapple was right?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 04/04/2019 12:39

M3 I've never said hun by accident, if I ever did say hun it would be as I was swinging a machete so there would never be a complaint.

Getting it's there in readiness, don't go there until we get to 1000 here.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 04/04/2019 12:41

I think pineapple is the man from Del Monte and he's come to say NO.

Why, we're not growing any fruit as far as I know. Some fungus and some truffles but no fruit.

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M3lon · 04/04/2019 12:47

the problem with fruit is that even fungus has them...like a mushroom IS the fruiting body of a fungus...

M3lon · 04/04/2019 12:48

I'm all dizzy now...been there been here been there again....I need a long sit down and some snax

CarolinePooter · 04/04/2019 12:53

lad have you considered donating to the National Minge Bank at Kew? Like Noah's Arc for the fanny They store juicy samples in case our natural flora gets wiped out by an asteroid hit or too much bleaching?

CarolinePooter · 04/04/2019 13:00

And no, zoflora doesn't deserve to be saved.

CarolinePooter · 04/04/2019 13:01

It is the devil's juice

CarolinePooter · 04/04/2019 13:02

As is pineapple juice

M3lon · 04/04/2019 13:09

oh no, pineapple juice is awesome...full of weird and wonderful enzymes!

thislido · 04/04/2019 13:10

Does anyone want a boat? Im getting adverts for the Cutty Sark.

CarolinePooter · 04/04/2019 13:17

OK pineapple juice can stay!

CarolinePooter · 04/04/2019 13:18

I have adverts for boat insurance, so maybe.

M3lon · 04/04/2019 13:22

tea and pillows here....but cock bulging in pants over on the new thread!

M3lon · 04/04/2019 13:24

I realise this announcement may not help this thread get completed....

M3lon · 04/04/2019 13:34

Not sure...there are people who are citing not making beds as if that's controversial...and someone's dyed their hair!

Gettingnowhere · 04/04/2019 13:36

Go for it lonewolf. Give them the link to our new thread. This one done in three...

Gettingnowhere · 04/04/2019 13:37

Two

Gettingnowhere · 04/04/2019 13:37

One

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