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Is Your Life Shit? I can solve all your problems

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pineapplebryanbrown · 01/04/2019 19:07

I am a kindly non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I am unfettered by knowledge or training and I run a lovely advice clinic. Please bring me your problems and I will solve them, forever.

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SummerHouse · 03/04/2019 21:48

Come on green

CarolinePooter · 03/04/2019 21:49

You know we could just have done a spell, right? OK, try it your way ;-)

TheLoneWolfDies · 03/04/2019 21:50

Maybe if we leave a trail of erections from the spell post to this one, the OP will follow.

DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 21:50

LadyCarolineofPooter do a spell!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 03/04/2019 21:51

DT I liked Green best, I felt she had immatured as an artist. There was a sardonic glint to her text that gave me a little frisson.

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CarolinePooter · 03/04/2019 21:51

Or we could sit in the priest hole, munching and praying.

DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 21:52

Lone yep try that, anyone got any spare cock?

Oh I have! I collect stick on willies for my act in the gentelmen's club!!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 03/04/2019 21:53

Pooter cockmunching? I think they've had enough of that in the priest hole.

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SummerHouse · 03/04/2019 21:53

Do you need to offer a slanket?

TheLoneWolfDies · 03/04/2019 21:53

pooter first we leave the trail of cocks. Then we sit in the priest hole and snack while we wait. Is there enough room in there for a nap?

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pineapplebryanbrown · 03/04/2019 21:54

Summer ah yes - I forgot the protocol - normally a pissy slanket is patted and snax proffered.

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thislido · 03/04/2019 21:55

come on green, lay down your lego here.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 03/04/2019 21:55

A trail of Schrodinger's cocks, or willy willy not.

Ooh perfume for £169 now, still no.

Off to shop for fags n snax.

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CarolinePooter · 03/04/2019 21:56

dangly I have been defrocked it was just the S&B talking!! I am a commoner again but now have a deep psychic connection with the unseen. I can definitely let you cross my palm with silver!!

DanglyTassles · 03/04/2019 21:59

Oh I see, well I haven't any silver Pooter but imagine the funz if Green comes over here!

That will be your reward for the spell!

CarolinePooter · 03/04/2019 21:59

Come on green, it's only a man in a dress!

CarolinePooter · 03/04/2019 22:00

Yes he's got a cock or he wouldn't be a priest, silly!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 03/04/2019 22:03

A cock in a frock.

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CarolinePooter · 03/04/2019 22:04

She seems a bit nervous. Tell her how nice we are!

CarolinePooter · 03/04/2019 22:07

Actually we lied about the priest.

CarolinePooter · 03/04/2019 22:08

We're actually having a picnic.

CarolinePooter · 03/04/2019 22:12

It could be a slow burner, this one.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 03/04/2019 22:16

Nvm, 1 volunteer is worth 10 press't men.

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nakedscientist · 03/04/2019 22:19

"An alleged scientific discovery has no merit unless it can be explained to a barmaid"

UUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Angry

I need a gun, plastic sheeting, fuckboys and a pig. NOW

Followed by a Thighland comfort pack (Gin, Snax, Slanket)

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pineapplebryanbrown · 03/04/2019 22:19

Thislido was uncle Quentin a chemist or just a generic mad scientist? Was his wife aunt Fanny?

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