Have you slept with Boris Johnson?

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Statistically, one of you must have. Do tell!

Or another politician would do.

Aspenfrost Jesus I need to have word with myself. Boris brother is an attractive version of Boris. I am very disappointed with myself.

S'ok - I thought so too!

IrenetheQuaint
Word on the street is that Boris shouts "veni vidi vici" when he comes...

Pronounced 'weeny, weedy, weeky', in staunch Britannic fashion.

Well, we haven't found a Boris shagger, but we have identified at two MNetters with political - ahem - connections.

Lol no he looks like Gollum’s nut sack

I had a threesome with Boris and Trump.

I'm still in therapy, but the NHS won't fund it now.

There is a rumour he is very very attractive when you meet him. The Austrian foreign minister was nearly weeping when he resigned.

I haven't, but suspect he leaves a trail of women in his wake thinking "what just happened"

Omg.

I've just realised.

I swore to DH it was my side

But now I know where DS gets his hair from

I've breathed the same air as Rachel Johnson (does that count? )

I would do Ken Livingstone though , he could keep his creepy little mac on if he wanted.

I’ve met him several times and had lunch (with a group) twice with him at the House of Commons.

He’s an idiot. He can’t follow a conversation, is completely unattractive and is the only person I have ever seen manage to drive the wrong way round Thame town hall.

Ermagerd no. I hope all those women get tested for absolutely everything out there though, as clearly the technicalities of putting something on the end of it are beyond Bozzer...

littlebillie - I can assure you that Boris is not attractive in the flesh, having met him several times. There is no air about it him, like there are with others in power.

Now, don't laugh but Gordon Brown had a presence and something rather brooding about him when I used to see him about.

Gordon Brown had a personality change when he left Downing Street with his wife and children. It was as if a lightbulb had been switched on and he was happy to show the world that he was quite funny with two adorable, cheeky little boys.

I quite miss him now.

Jeremy Corbyn doesn't like me because he is "anti-sugar".

I've met Boris twice through work related events, including having a front row view of that tennis game that he and David Cameron played in Trafalgar Square. T'weren't pretty.

In my view he's screwed the whole country

(Still lurking on this thread in the hopes that someone can tell me they have met Andy Burnham - come on - where are the Mancunian MNers and Everton fans? Dish it!!!)

No, but I bet he’d be quite enthusiastic & fun.

Boris or trump?...both together. They’d be trying to outdo each other, could be quite ‘rewarding’.

But definitely in a ‘could be fun’ not in a ‘God he’s hot’ kind of way.

There’s not one politician who ticks any boxes for me.

Mind boggles after reading AnnieAnoni's post.

My Dad knows Andy Burnham quite well. He’s a lovely man.

I think @BertrandRussell secret lover could be Clegg. He, you know, got around a bit, is super posh with his Westminster background, to the right of most labour voters..

But @Oops1shaggedaTory ? Chris Grayling?

I think Bertrand's party leader is/was Scotttish.....

'Now, don't laugh but Gordon Brown had a presence and something rather brooding about him when I used to see him about.'

I have read this on here before - that he had some serious charisma going on in person but just couldn't put it across on camera

Also read that Ed Balls is v hot in the flesh, and is a very intense listener

It fills me with joy to read that Boris is an idiot who can't actually follow a conversation so thank you for that

A friends Mums Friend slept with Ken Livingston about 25 years ago. She is a famous author Rose.. somebody or other.

Gordon Brown was quite handsome in his younger years. Apparently. I just can't bring myself to fancy any politician.

For some reason when I think of Mr Rochester in Jane Eyre I always picture Gordon Brown - he's very brooding