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Have you slept with Boris Johnson?

324 replies

QuoadUltra · 08/09/2018 15:06

Statistically, one of you must have. Do tell! Grin

Or another politician would do.

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PollyFlinderz · 09/09/2018 16:00

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Sure

Aspenfrost · 09/09/2018 16:15

Osborne is attractive.

WrongKindOfFace · 09/09/2018 16:24

My friend has a little girl who is the absolute spit of Boris. She swears blind the blond hair is recessive, but obviously we now know better.

weegiemum · 09/09/2018 16:42

No but one of my friends is very closely related to a former press adviser in No 10. His stories about new Labour are very ahem interesting!

Pompadourpink · 09/09/2018 16:42

No, but I've met his dad. Utterly charming 😀

InezGraves · 09/09/2018 16:48

No, but DH worked on a project with someone who had an affair with him during one of his marriages, so I met her for dinner a couple of times. (I mean, we weren’t chatting about this over the starter — it had been all over the press because of an injunction, so it was common knowledge.) She seemed quite normal in a Sloaney, jet-setty sort of way. Drank like a fish, though, which might explain it...

PollyFlinderz · 09/09/2018 17:08

No, but I've met his dad. Utterly charming 😀

I have a crush on him. And yes, I believe he's utterly charming.

FermatsTheorem · 09/09/2018 17:43

For those of you with a subscription, here's the Times on the subject:
www.thetimes.co.uk/past-six-days/2018-09-08/comment/peter-brookes-8xvxdgsq3

tobee · 09/09/2018 17:54

Definitely not. But Dh once had to work at event where John Major was speaking when PM and said all the women were swooning. Still find that quite hard to get my head round though.

ParklifePoser · 09/09/2018 18:33

No but personally I still feel like he's fucked me (and the rest of the country)

WrongKindOfFace · 09/09/2018 18:36

No but personally I still feel like he's fucked me (and the rest of the country)

Yes, it does feel rather like he’s gone full Center Parcs on us.

Moknicker · 09/09/2018 18:41

:)
No but i did meet him once at a work do. He definitely gave me a look over and Im pretty sure I was not the only one. He is charismatic and funny though.

SwedishEdith · 09/09/2018 19:10

George Galloway gave me a look over once. That was rather unsettling.

sanssherif · 09/09/2018 19:59

Pmsl wrong Grin

Oops1shaggedaTory · 09/09/2018 20:49

Re: Andy Burnham

Family friend met him at some kind of benefit/do in Liverpool (family friend works in not-for-profit sector for disadvantaged teens, also volunteers with adults with learning difficulties). He's a local and a Liverpool fan born and bred and this was post-Anfield shaming but pre-enquiry results (so clearly has a +ve impression of Burnham prior to the encounter).

Anyway apparently he was quite unpleasant; arrogant and egotistical, bordering on the rude. Disinterested unless there was something in it for himself.

Family friend is one of those lovely people who I genuinely have not heard say a bad word about anyone.

I was a real Andy Burnham fan so I really hope he was just having an off day when this happened.

catinboots9 · 09/09/2018 21:55

Yep. Twice.

Once was up the bum though so I don't know if that counts.

catinboots9 · 09/09/2018 21:55

(catholic)

AgathaRaisinDetra · 09/09/2018 22:04

male?

Growingboys · 09/09/2018 22:17

No but I've met his sister and she is truly horrific.

Desperately social climbing, charmless (unless you're titled), and looks like a short Viking bloke.

So I wouldn't go there for many reasons, one being the inlaws.

SeaWitchly · 09/09/2018 22:23

I have met Jezza in person and he was lovely, he really listens to what you have to say and engages with it. He also has twinkly eyes and a great sense of humour.

Boris makes my skin crawl but perhaps he has something about him that is attractive if you meet him in person?

BertrandRussell · 09/09/2018 22:24

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Grin But no, not him.

SwedishEdith · 09/09/2018 22:44

Was it him?

Have you slept with Boris Johnson?
IdahoJones · 09/09/2018 23:11

I can only confess to a Leader of the Council, but dear god I got my gullies cleaned.

neffall · 10/09/2018 06:21

Denis Healey?

neffall · 10/09/2018 06:22

Michael Foot?

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