Have you slept with Boris Johnson?

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Statistically, one of you must have. Do tell!

Or another politician would do.

Men or women as well @BertrandRussell?

I'm also betting on Nick Clegg for @BertrandRussell.

I can well imagine Boris as being very charismatic and presumably this works for him in person given his long list. His total self-centeredness and lack of competence in really important matters would ultimately surely be really off putting over time. I can see why he could manage lots of one-night stands, but am surprised at his number of lengthy affairs. Maybe those women have been very similar to him...

Maybe those women have been very similar to him...

I suspect most of them thought they could change him and be the one he didn’t cheat on.

But if he ever gets into power he will be one of the most prolific lovers ever. Because we will all be fucked.

and at the idea

PollyFlinderz

My DS is on the spectrum so I'm well aware of the difference between a meltdown & a tantrum, thank you.

My DS is on the spectrum so I'm well aware of the difference between a meltdown & a tantrum, thank you

That’s great.

Is it true he's sired other children? Argh, imagine finding out he's your dad.

And then finding your granddad is Stanley!

Well a certain exDaily Mail columnist is in need of some money.

Word on the street is that Boris shouts "veni vidi vici" when he comes...
My Latin may be a bit rusty but shouldn't it be
"Vidi vici veni" ?

I imagine he makes slurpy noises like The NooNoo when giving head.

That would be a hard pass from me.

This thread needs a trigger warning.
the last 2 posts have given me ptsd

I can’t get that image out of head now

I bet he's covered in tattoos where we can't see them.

Or scales?

Alastair Campbell is a vile person but he was sexy as hell - in an Alpha Male sort of way - back in the day.

David Miliband is/was handsome but also a tosser. I always found his brother less attractive but he has improved somewhat in recent years.

Didn't Hilary Clinton have a bit of a crush on David Miliband when he was Foreign Secretary?

I'm struggling to think of any sexy politicians. At least in the UK. ..

Nigel Farage. I'd do him over anytime.

I think Bert shagged John McDonnell. Shall we ask him when he does the webchat

No to the OP. I'd definitely put George Osborne ahead of Boris but have to admit I would much rather open the door to Boris than Trump.

Surely 99% of the universe would entertain Alistair Campbell, he's like a portal of sexual energy. Like a dirty version of that bloke who died young in the 19th C that literally everyone then spent the rest of their lives writing epic poems about. Hallam?

Why what have you heard about me? I know what the photo looks like and I just want to say I was present but I don't think I was involved.

But I definitely would Alistair Campbell.

Strange this one has been lifted nine months or so later by The Times.

Zombie thread!