Have you slept with Boris Johnson?

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Statistically, one of you must have. Do tell!

Or another politician would do.

Someone else was reported to be taller than you might think. Was it Ed Milliband?

I think that's the hint she shagged them before they became mps.

I'm taking it as our eton cabinet then. Being old and posh.

Yes AMA

I declined to meet him though I was physically very close at the event (he was Mayor).

A local woman turned up to the community event, full hair and makeup,heels, tits out, and she tried very very hard to let him
Know she absolutely wanted to shag him. He was indifferent. It was utterly fascinating to watch.

Is Bertrand edwina curry 😬😱

Fuck no, not even if you paid me a squillion quid. But if I had to choose between him and Trump, I'd choose Boris...

@MarmiteTermite!!

You mean you've been Boris's?? And lo we have a winner...

MARMITE

MarmiteTermite Score out of ten ...?

If it's any consolation, I thought he had twinkly eyes. I'll stop digging Oops.

If Bertrand is Edwina, she lives down the road from me. She sounds too posh to be Edwina though and she comes across as more intellectual than Ms Currie.

DH and I met him once. He laughed at one of DH’s lame jokes.

Ever since DH has decided he’s a great guy despite my pointing out the vast body of evidence to the contrary he defaults to sort and grudging admiration for him which I find hard to take.

Only joking sorry . No way, never!

I prefer his brother.

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Yes AMA

That is one thread I'll definitely hide.

Will the paper that supported the Blackshirts cover this thread?

He rode his bike into me once (not a euphemism).

"He rode his bike into me once (not euphemism."

I'm saying nothing.

I'm sure edwina thinks she is posh

Many people think they are posh. Posh spice thinks she is posh or people thought she was. Katie price is posh because she has horses .

Too many loose definitions.

"I’m sure I read somewhere that the weekend before the con party leadership nominations had to be in that something happened that made Gove realise that Boris should never be PM"

Please tell me Boris never made a pass at Sarah Vine!

Yah. It was I. In my defense, I was rather squiffy and he was totally blotto. Half way through he suddenly remembered that he had a lump of cheese at the back of the fridge ( that's not a euphemism, I might add), so took a brief intermission before resuming. Ended up with a bit of a Sticky Wicket. Anyway, that was yonks ago now.

Paper that supported the black shirts?

What about the paper and the party who supported and ignored mass killing under stalin and gulags!

(thread takes dive, sorry)

He's obviously insatiable.
He apparently likes the idea of multiple partners. His poor wife.

She can do better no doubt.