Have you slept with Boris Johnson?

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Statistically, one of you must have. Do tell!

Or another politician would do.

It was Tony Benn, wasn't it?

And your real name is Hilary, that's why he named his son after you.

Bojo's children's names are very celebrity;

Cassia Peaches
Lara Lettice
Theodore Apollo
Milo Arthur (less so)

Googling Knowing this thankfully doesn't mean my name is scratched into his bedpost, not unless you'd believe the rumours about my little DD, Kaye Kiwi.

Apart from the Peaches, I think they are old school or Classical names.
FWIW BoJo studied Classics at Balliol

I reckon Alex Salmond......

....for Bertrand's mystery party leader☺

Feel like I'd report it to the police if George Galloway gave me the once over, ick!

Nefall, where are you placing Bertrand on the political spectrum?!

I’m going for Hugo Swire as one of the MPs. By the same logic I think Alex Salmond may have been too old and/or too married to have been in the right place at the right time, but I may be wrong, Bert’s claimed ancientness is never precisely defined

Also, didn’t you have a relative at Oxford? That rather opens the field if you were visiting...

I'd say Bert is mid-left so if it was to the right of her then I'd suggest David Miliband, only he wasn't party Leader. I'm having a bit of fun with the 70s Lefties

Do we know that Bertand has sex with men? Or only men?

I wouldn't exclude the Looney party (or whatever it's called).

@BertrandRussell Charles Kennedy? Ming Campbell? David Cam?

Screaming Lord Sutch? Maybe he’d give you one of his badges when you’d finished.

Can’t be an ex-PM, otherwise you’d say PM rather than party leader.

I wonder if it was Charles Kennedy - or David Owen?

I once met Charles Kennedy in a loo in Loch Torriden. He looked very surprised to see me, but I did check and, yes, I was in the Ladies.

I’m leaning towards Lord Buckethead being Bert’s conquest.

God yes... you lot have no idea what you're missing out on... don't knock it until you've tried it

I met CK quite a few times Neffall - the first time I was 23 and kneeling by his feet in his hotel suite... true story (and it does not mean what any of you may imagine - the real explanation is thankfully rather mundane sorry)

Tony Blair bought me a drink once when I was at university and told me he was going to be the next PM but I didn't sleep with him either!!

I'm plumping for Nigel Farage as Bert's inamorato. He must surely be to the right of Bert (and just about everyone else).

I can imagine them as two posh young things enjoying a burgeoning romance … until they find themselves arguing the merits and demerits of the Common Market in a pub. Bert gets irritated with Nige, throws a pint over him and leaves forever. Nige, seriously smitten with Bert, blames the Common Market for turning Bert’s head and vows to fight that dark institution with every fibre of his being.

And the rest, as they say, is history.

Feel like I'd report it to the police if George Galloway gave me the once over, ick!

Im 60 now and I've known George as a family friend since I was about 17. He's very nice.

Did he ask you to be the cat @PollyFlinderz ?

Did he ask you to be the cat @PollyFlinderz ?

Funny enough its never discussed.

Are you telling us you don’t even meow when you see him? 😂

I'm sure George Galloway is puurrrrrrr-fectly charming. 🐈

Best line ever, though, and one which I frequently use on Friday nights:

"Poor me, poor me, pour me another drink"

🍷

Given that GG has said some awful things and held some bad views in his time, I will continue to dislike him!

Are you telling us you don’t even meow when you see him?

No but I do feel like the cat who got the cream when he gives me his last Rolo.

Yeah, he was shit