Have you slept with Boris Johnson?

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Statistically, one of you must have. Do tell!

Or another politician would do.

Can’t imagine any woman admitting to that tbh

I need brain bleach just thinking about it.

Must I?
I am trying not to imagine him naked, with weeny pink nipples and a winkie that would be impossible to find beneath the slope of his belly.
Do you think he would keep his socks on?
Or is that only for the wife?
I know power is an aphrodisiac and all, but his slobbering, piggy face hovering above me would just be too appalling.
Rather have a wank

"Are you loyal to a particular party, or a floating voter?"
it was a long time ago-and they were all to the right of me. Politically speaking.

It's incomprehensible isn't it? I mean, we've all known men who were physically unattractive but mentally swoony, or had the best SOH, but Boris? No. No. He looks as if he would be a lunging, groping, mouth-breathing, sweaty, smelly, flabby, slavering mess. Boak. 🤮

My money's on you being one of Clegg's "no more than 30"...

Boris, Boris Johnson...who is he again?

I bet not even Nessa would admit to this one.

Seriously, are you only telling me now I wasn't his one and only? I'll never look at that floppy hair the same way again.

@BertrandRussell- Was it John Major?

I personally feel very sorry for Boris Johnsons wife, he got two women pregnant when he was still married to her.

Yes, Now Don't be jealous biaaaatchs.

Ironically he's just joined the single market 🤣

Only because his wife went Borexit.

Ironically he's just joined the single market

Was it Nicholas Soames about whom a former lover said having sex with him was like having a wardrobe topple onto you with the key still in the lock?

Wasn't his wife his mistress at first?

Beware the johnson of Johnson

That's such a funny quote from Nicholas Soames' ex.

I reckon his former boss did and he wanted a bit more than FWB and she was having none of it.

This thread title made me laugh.

Perish the thought 😳

No. Despite DS2's hair looking suspiciously like Boris's, I'm pleased to report I have not slept with him!

No but the title made me grin. But seriously I would never shag a man who dyes his hair.

having sex with him was like having a wardrobe topple onto you with the key still in the lock?

I have and I'm still chafing.