Have you slept with Boris Johnson?

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Statistically, one of you must have. Do tell!

Or another politician would do.

If it was a choice between Boris and Jezzer, then actually it would have to be Boris.
I actually find him strangely attractive

Nope. I have slept with two MPs and one ex party leader though.

Are you Stephanie Flanders?

I rather like Andy Burnham. He has a lovely voice. (Embarrassed.)

I would have to do Boris rather than Gove or Greasy-Smog.

I was thinking same if I had to choose it would be Boris over corbyn any day.
Corbyn with his constantly wet lips urh.

Boris said he needs half an hour to talk his face away. 😕🤔.

He has a sparkle and an energy ( strictly in comparison to corbyn).

Corbyn ugh again.

I actually think Rhys moggy would be a good lover!! In terms of being considerate and sweet rather than soames bullish Ness.

I used to think chukka was so handsome but now.... Nah.

I've mingled with lots of mps and been to lots of parties with them. I can understand when your in that bubble the power they have. That voice in parliament instead of Moaning to ransoms these people have a chance to make things happen. I get that allure. But non I would have ever considered for myself.

Yes this is like the worst game of shag or kill ever - admit I’d have to do Boris over gove, Corbyn or Rees-Mogg - it’s a series of unpalatable choices though. Don’t BJ and RM have about the same number of kids?

I honestly had a dream about him a couple of years ago.

We had 'relations' Not full sex, I add.

He was quite selfless and rather caring.

Thank you Amortentia.

It's his seductive ukelele playing. It's truly enchanting.

Remember the thread asking who shagged Russell Brand?

Quite a few MNers actually had

@TittyGolightly with or without the beard?

I preferred him without, but he’s so lovely I’d forgive him it.

I actually think Rhys moggy would be a good lover!!

That is the most horrific sentence I've ever read on here.

I remember being in a city when the Labour party conference was on and the pubs were full of political types. There was a definite buzz about it, I can see the appeal of power and intelligence.

GawdNurseryFees Ah now you are talking.

I saw a show of his, afterwards he & his bouncer walked around the bar, and Russell eyed up & chose his prey girls, the bouncer then went up & had a little word with the girls.

Presumably to have a 'chat' on the tour bus that was parked outside

I didn't get chosen but would not have said no

Yes I have, but only to be sociable.

Haven't slept with him yet but I am swithering over whether to get a Boris pillowcase so I can slumber with my face nestled against his whenever I feel like it.

I actually think Rhys moggy would be a good lover

That is chilling. Go and have a think about what sort of tricks your mind must be playing on you, and call a priest.

Boris or Trump? If you had to?

I am going to have fecking nightmares over this 😱

Isn't Boris just a less orange version of Trump?

No!
He's fucking Disgusting.
Just. No.

No, but a friend of a friend did sleep with Gove

I know this makes me terrible, but I would ride Tommy Sheridan into next week

I'd also do George Osborne, I bet he's kinky as fuck

I wouldnt accept politicians as clients, so I'm certainly not going to shag any of them.

I am prejudiced against politicians.

Only once, in a dream. One of those dreams where you wake up and think eeew, why that ugly creep and not somebody hot?

I mean I never would sleep with him but I get the impression he’d be very enthusiastic in the bedroom department and probably quite good.

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.

He flirted made eyes at me, some years ago though. Yes seriously.