Have you slept with Boris Johnson?

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Statistically, one of you must have. Do tell!

Or another politician would do.

I think I'm scheduled for April 2019

Which date?
Morning, afternoon or evening?

Well I was drunk for a lot of the 80s, but even then I had standards.

Bertrand - more clues please!

I love you guys

No but I’ve sat next to someone who has (Petronella Wyatt).

DS went on a school trip when he was in Y2. Something to do with the 4th plinth in Trafalgar Square. DS had a great day and told me he had met a pirate.

Months later Boris was on the telly and DS pointed and said 'that's the pirate i met'

I asked his teacher and yes, it was indeed Boris.

Asked DS why he thought Boris was a pirate and DS just shrugged and said that he was.

Haven't slept with Boris though.

I haven't slept with him - but he has fucked me, along with about 65m others.

This thread is amazing 😂

I can't think of a single politician good looking enough to sleep with but I'd rather Boris than :

Osbourne

or

Rees Mogg

or

Gove

Can you imagine how grim copulating with any of them must be?!

Huw Irranca-Davies is 😍

Not even if he was the last man on earth and the cats had gone off Philadelphia cheese.

Yes of course. Hasn’t everyone? Most of my friends have too. Who wouldn’t?

@TittyGolightly with or without the beard?

Lest anyone forget, he does get himself invited to the best parties around here. The 15th anniversary Mumsnet do, for one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fUd-VCWLrYU

iklboo 🤣

Actually iklboo I'm aghast. I think that's the filthiest thing I've read on here. Well done!

Hard to believe anyone has ever shagged him really, or Corbyn. Both look as though they’d be terrible in bed.

Not only that, petsy Wyatt, the other love child - either he can’t use contraception properly or he thinks he’s so clever the world needs as many mini borises as he can father...

I reckon Bertrand had a threesome with Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper

Great thread.

And deserves classics status for the Soames comment alone.

And if I have, it wasn't memorable.

Surely he’s fucked the whole country?

mammamia wins thread :D

NothingOnTellyAgain, I reckon that Boris is hiding out with our neighbours who live at the end of our back garden, because they've been playing wiff waff in their garden all day

I can’t take the credit, I read something similar on another thread yesterday. Love MN

As the saying goes:

“I wouldn’t touch him with yours”

Least fuckable bloke ever. After Satan. And Hitler. Maybe just before Gary Glitter. But only maybe.

Urgh the thought makes me feel ill.

But I would over Gove or Rees-Mogg!