Have you slept with Boris Johnson?

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Statistically, one of you must have. Do tell!

Or another politician would do.

@FlamingJuno

Your post made me laugh out loud! Tell it as it, lady.

If I have it must have been unremarkable because I've forgotten.
He looks like he might shout 'geronimo' when he's coming, and I would have remembered that.
Plus he'd leave before you woke next morning and leave a tenner and a note saying 'jolly good fun, 8/10' on the pillow - I'd have remembered that too.

He once cycled past me on his bike whilst I was waiting to cross the road. I noticed the white hair first.

No but I will next week as long as he introduces me to his dad.

No but I have been in close proximity to him. Watching him dad dancing at a Rolling Stones concert was bad enough, he looked a right twat.

Yes, and Boris told me I was the only one. I'm seriously gutted. How could I have been taken in like that? There was nothing about him that made me think he could be even a little bit dishonest.

You could do worse, Corbyn for instance, ask Diane Abbot.

I can’t stand Boris, but all the women who have been identified have turned out to be intelligent, educated women. It makes me suspect that he’s very good at engaging in conversation and listening to women. I think that must be very seductive. Or, maybe he’s got other unknown talents. 😂

I have and I'm still chafing

@BertrandRussell Is that you Edwina?

Only the once...

Bertrand my money's on Paddy!

I also have seen Boris on a bike, with a young woman perched precariously on the handlebars.

Must have been over 15 years ago though ...

There were rumours regarding a tryst at Waterloo station ......

It is going to become mandatory for UK residents?

I believe it's one of the "No Deal" scenarios for Brexit.

Amortentia Sat 08-Sep-18 16:32:18
I can’t stand Boris, but all the women who have been identified have turned out to be intelligent, educated women. It makes me suspect that he’s very good at engaging in conversation and listening to women. I think that must be very seductive. Or, maybe he’s got other unknown talents. 😂
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Large assets.

Yes.
More than a handful of times. What I'd give for another sesh wif Boris!
He pants loudly and he sweats profusely but I think that was due to the three cans of Stella he necked.

Those were the days! (Don't tell anyone tho)

No, but I have played wiff waff with him.

So if you had to choose Boris or Jezzer?

Statistically likely.

Jezzer of course xxx

Played wiff waff, eh?

What did his soon-to-be ex-waff say when she found out?

I am nursing a major hangover today and can’t remember much from last night.......so..yeah, maybe!

The closest l’ve got is growing up in a house that previously belonged to the then MP! Though we did used to tease ds3 about his Boris hair - as a toddler he had this shock of white blond hair. Now Johnston is so not a joke we don’t refer to that any more - and l’m happy to report my boy is nothing like Johnston physically, behaviourally or politically.

I hope not but maybe I’ve repressed the memory

I saw him out the window at work once. That was quite enough.

That Nicholas Soames reference made me actually cackle.