Have you slept with Boris Johnson?

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Statistically, one of you must have. Do tell!

Or another politician would do.

Word on the street is that Boris shouts "veni vidi vici" when he comes...

Hugo did she confirm if the bit on Gove in this weeks's popbitch was true then?

@befairdontjudge, yeah but are you an optician?

I didn't know whether to laugh or gag when I saw the thread title

And no, I most definitely haven't

Can you imagine how fast the 'alert' buzzer/light must have gone off at the DM when OP posted this thread title?!

This week's popbitch?

Boris over Trump anytime. But only if Georgie O wasn't free.

Gossip email. Said that Govey was so proud of how big his dick is that he unfurls it a distance away from the urinal and takes a showy run-up.

Boris or Trump? If you had to?

Either, or both, but only if wearing Cersei's lipstick from GoT's season 7 episode 3.

Having thought about it [vom] I think I'd do Boris over Trump, Gove or JRM. He must have something going for him. Mind you, even John Prescott managed to shag around.

Jeez. Why would you? I'm intrigued by BertrandRussell's revelation upthread.

A friend of mine has. True story. Apparently, he was very kinky.

My guess for Bertrand's conquest is that the party leader was William Hague.

Oh, or Ian Duncan Smith?

I'm going Nick Clegg. Not literally obviously.

I'm just going to keep listing party leaders that could be described as being 'to the right of me' aren't I?...

Stephanie Flanders dated both Ed Miliband and Ed Balls.

I think BR's politics are to the left therefore pretty much anyone in the Labour party and even New Labour is ruled out.

Hang on, I've got it. She didn't say it was an English party leader.

Was it...Ian Paisley?

You would have had to have earplugs in case he got particularly carried away.

But 'to the right of me' can mean lots of people in Labour as well if your views are very left

Well yes, hence my comment about New Labour. As long as it wasn't Farage I think it's okay.

I'm intrigued by BertrandRussell's revelation upthread

More interesting than the original question tbh

But some of you may like the cartoon in the Times today - I don't think it's linkable, unfortunately.

@Bertrand Paddy Pantsdown?

Not me. I can't be doing the nasty with any man whose tits are bigger than mine.