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Seriously tacky and grim...

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TornFromTheInside · 15/08/2018 01:28

Inspired by a thread about hygiene - carpets in kitchens and toilets, I thought it could be interesting to recall some of the diabolical tat from the past.

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TornFromTheInside · 18/08/2018 21:33

Couldn't afford 'owt like that. We had something like this... I think one kid had one for the entire street to borrow off him!

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Numbkinnuts · 18/08/2018 21:34

And one of these to dispense loose leaf tea

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TornFromTheInside · 18/08/2018 21:37

Oh these!... you'd have to cast a net far and wide to find 'em now.

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IllHaveALargeGlassOfRed · 18/08/2018 22:14

The sitting Pierrot lamp. Hideous.

And this 'novelty' pickled onion jar! We had one of these but don't recall him looking quite so...ugly.

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TornFromTheInside · 18/08/2018 22:15

I don't know what's more sinister - the Pierrot lamp, or pickled onions (I happen to like them though!)

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PenelopeShitStop · 18/08/2018 22:15

That pickle jar looks like a scrotum.

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 18/08/2018 22:17

cast a net ye gods that's bad.

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 18/08/2018 22:18

We had the onion man and a celery man.

IllHaveALargeGlassOfRed · 18/08/2018 22:21

Penelope >

TornFromTheInside · 18/08/2018 22:24

PSB it's no worse than you spotting it!

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PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 18/08/2018 22:32

I have bad joke radar. In fact, do I know you in RL Torn?

TornFromTheInside · 18/08/2018 22:40

hmmm, well... not quite

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epicclusterfuck · 18/08/2018 22:51

I remember wearing what we called a 'paper jacket' (called this because the material was so thin?!)

Mine I think was black with white collar, cuffs and waistband, about like this

And also I had a fur fabric jacket I called my teddy bear jacket!

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Neverplayleapfrogwithaunicorn · 18/08/2018 22:52

My parents also have this set in a cabinet

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TornFromTheInside · 18/08/2018 22:57

I can remember wearing a straight jacket - don't remember much after that, I think the sedative kicked in.
Next thing I remember was waking up in this ward with your rest of you lunatics

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TornFromTheInside · 18/08/2018 22:58

That metallic tea set would play havoc with my fillings

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AlexaAmbidextra · 18/08/2018 23:03

Oh my goodness! I got that gold tea set for a wedding present. It was so awful we exchanged it for something nicer. Fortunately the gift giver was unlikely to visit us.

elephantoverthehill · 18/08/2018 23:08

My best friend had a stars and stripes paper jacket. It was mint!

TornFromTheInside · 18/08/2018 23:12

These were MINT!

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luckyfucky · 19/08/2018 00:15

Love this thread!! I was 13 in 1990 and I remember my prize fave outfit was neon bermudas and a splinter tshirt, very similar to this picture!

Who also rembers Joe Bloggs and Naf Naf. Seriously cringeworthy 🙄

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luckyfucky · 19/08/2018 00:16

The bermuda shorts eek!

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TornFromTheInside · 19/08/2018 00:18

I remember Joe Bloggs. A little after my time!

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WhatsInAnotherNameChange · 19/08/2018 01:48

Ton Sur Ton
Naf Naf
Lacoste
Pierre Cardin
Kappa

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 19/08/2018 06:04

Mint with added soap Torn. Well, that's what I thought the spearmint ones tasted of.

Vitalogy · 19/08/2018 06:52

oh...and...Spirograph Oh god, I bought one from Ebay a few months ago. Still haven't had a proper go at it.