Peter Andre really loves his kids

[BupcakesandCunting]

Peter Andre loves his kids so much that:

1. If you could measure PA's love for his kids in money, his love would pay off the Greek debt ONE MILLION times over.
   

2. If Pete's love for his kids could be converted into electricity, it could light up the United States for sixty centuries.

3. Pete's love for his kids warmed the heart of Kim Jong Il before his death.

[SarahStratton]

The Northern Lights.

Waves of love from Pete to his kids.

[TalcAndTurnips]

E = Pete's love for his kids



The Church of England now teaches the existence of The Quadrinity




Pete's love for his kids is actually succeeding in reconciling North and South Korea

[BerryMenlove]

Pete's 1990s six-pack was created by the pent up love he had inside which his childless self had no outlet for. It became a thing of physical beauty.

[youarenotbeingserious]

Still pregnant then beyond ?

[pinkpyjamas]

Peter Andre loves his kids so much that he was prepared to have sex with Katie Price more than once.

[SarahStratton]

Breatharians are really sustained by, you guessed it, Pete's love for his kids.

[EnjoyResponsibly]

Talc and yet it still didn't have the power to sort out Kim Jong Uns barnet

arabnews.com/world/article612779.ece

But, look closely, is that an orange badge of love on Kims lapel?

[EnjoyResponsibly]

Berry twas a six pack of Tango.

[SophieNeveau]

Peter Andre's love for his kids is bigger than all the men in the worlds love for Sam Brick!

[SophieNeveau]

Pete loves his kids more than the £££ they bring in from his show or Mag shoot!

[EnjoyResponsibly]

Sophie nothing, not even the love that is orange, can count that high.

[EnjoyResponsibly]

That was the comment of all the women that hate Sam Prick. Of course it doesn't compare.

[TalcAndTurnips]

The Ready-Brek adverts from the seventies were all acted by Pete's kids - the glowing halo around them was NOT camera trickery



Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Pete loves his kids
Er, that's it




In modern teaching hospitals, Pete's love for his kids is now replacing most conventional forms of analgaesia

[SarahStratton]

Pete's love for his kids is so great that he will sacrific himself to the zombies.

Oh wait, that was a dream.

[BerryMenlove]

Pete summoning the love...

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[BerryMenlove]

Oh, and if somebody want to tell me how to substitute the gobbledy gook for a single word when linking then ta.

[EnjoyResponsibly]

Could a zombie be reversed to human if they consume the Orange. Is the Orange that strong?

[SarahStratton]

Nothing rhymes with orange. Because nothing compares with Pete's love for his kids.

Coincidentally, that is also what inspired Sinad O'Connor.

[Valpollicella]

Prisms create teeny rainbows as an outlet for his love for his kids.

Einstein died pondering what the scientific formula would be that would match e=mc2.

Petey has solved this.

[SarahStratton]

Every pumpkin carved is a smiling tribute to Orange Pete's love for his kids.

[caramelwaffle]

<a class="break-all" href="//www.google.co.uk/imgres?hl=en&biw=1366&bih=667&tbm=isch&tbnid=M8nhAfb-yVfsYM:&imgrefurl=www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/peter-andre-goes-the-colour-of-a-halloween-258483&docid=byHCdKgNy9HPiM&imgurl=www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article258482.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/peter-andre-pic-wenn-sm-only-image-1-82783779.jpg&w=615&h=409&ei=LwyKT6eiHZPq8QPI4rXlCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=625&vpy=333&dur=214&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=139&ty=70&sig=108971141451626902698&page=2&tbnh=147&tbnw=172&start=21&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:21,i:121" rel="nofollow noindex" target="_blank">and in some orange love, Berry + text

[clam]

Best thread ever. Official.