Peter Andre really loves his kids

[BupcakesandCunting]

Peter Andre loves his kids so much that:

1. If you could measure PA's love for his kids in money, his love would pay off the Greek debt ONE MILLION times over.
   

2. If Pete's love for his kids could be converted into electricity, it could light up the United States for sixty centuries.

3. Pete's love for his kids warmed the heart of Kim Jong Il before his death.

[BupcakesandCunting]

"If you Google "Pete's LACK of love for his kids", it returns 0 results"

Just did an actual "HUR HUR" laugh to that.

[KatieMiddleton]

I believe it is his love for this children that causes the curious orange glow 'cause that is how real love manifests itself. It definitely isn't fake tan or ought.

[KatieMiddleton]

his children. FFS

[BerryMenlove]

Sue , tell me more.....

Hang on,

does this work

[Nancy66]

He loves his kids so much that the thought of this love makes him weep a river of tears so deep that it would end the hosepipe ban....

[BerryMenlove]

Oh feck, how much of my life I've wasted with my pathetic strikethrough attempts. It was all so easy in reality....

[KatieMiddleton]

How wonderful that Peter could cure your affliction Berry

[Valpollicella]

If you look up the word 'loved' in the newest versions of the OED, the third definition is "kids of Peter Andre"

[BupcakesandCunting]

Pete loves his kids so much that Bono is envious.

[SuePurblyBusinesslike]

I can cure the defective! Come to me, ye huddled masses, with strikethrough fails. I spread the good word

Of course, it was the Orange Glow moving in me that helped.

[swooosh]

testing strikeout

hmmmmm...

[BerryMenlove]

He did too, Katie. Gotta love that man. Maybe he will adopt me? He could adopt every human being on the planet with the amount of love he has inside. Except for maybe Jordan. She is the work of the devil of course.

[swooosh]

"If you look up the word 'loved' in the newest versions of the OED, the third definition is "kids of Peter Andre""

or just a picture

[SuePurblyBusinesslike]

He did it again!

truly the Love is strong in us.

[BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability]

My DS2 is sulking because he is obviously not as loved as PAs kids.
So he is 9 days overdue and not coming out until I agree to letting him be adopted.

[EnjoyResponsibly]

Beyond have DH hold a picture of Peter to your vagine. DS2 will come toward the orange light.

Such is the power of the Orandre.

[TalcAndTurnips]

Pete isn't sun-tanned - it's just a perma-flush of love for his kids


Religious leaders around the world regularly contact Pete for advice on loving kids*



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*except Catholic priests

[TheCrackFox]

Pete's love for his kids is so strong that it actually travelled through time and influenced a lot of Shakespeare's writing. Troo fact.

[BountyCack]

Peter Andre's love for his kids is so big that when Den served Angie with divorce papers in Christmas 1985, 6million viewers were so distracted by the forthcoming scope of it that they missed him saying " 'Appy Christmas, Ange."

[SarahStratton]

Fucking bastards.

Now I have to get out of bed, and climb Everest to pee. Again.

[BountyCack]

Ha ha timetravelling Xposts TheCrackFox

[MrsChemist]

The love Peter Andre has for his kids is so strong, it could literally make the sun supernova.

Lucky for us, he keeps that power well hidden.

[SuePurblyBusinesslike]

Peter's love for his kids is so strong it's started to produce a musky odour.

[KatieMiddleton]

That hot spell last month? It was Peter missing his kids while they were at their mums. Just thinking about them caused hot, orange rays of love.

[EnjoyResponsibly]

It was the certain knowledge that soon a child called Pete would be born who one day would really, really love his kids that inspired Neil Armstrong to walk down those steps.