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Peter Andre really loves his kids

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BupcakesandCunting · 14/04/2012 23:15

Peter Andre loves his kids so much that:

  1. If you could measure PA's love for his kids in money, his love would pay off the Greek debt ONE MILLION times over.


2. If Pete's love for his kids could be converted into electricity, it could light up the United States for sixty centuries.

3. Pete's love for his kids warmed the heart of Kim Jong Il before his death.
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EnjoyResponsibly · 15/04/2012 00:18

Them orange cones Katie they put them out to measure the very miles of the love.

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KatieMiddleton · 15/04/2012 00:18

YY.

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SuePurblyBusinesslike · 15/04/2012 00:18

Well yes, he gets to Andre on the scale. But nobody else can love that much.

It burns, with a glowing intensity, his love. But it's private, he doesn't like to talk about it.

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KatieMiddleton · 15/04/2012 00:19

forgot street sweepers and cautious cyclists. There's plenty of his saintliness to go round.

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Valpollicella · 15/04/2012 00:19

Solar flares are nothing to do with the Sun. They occur each time he utters "my kids are my life".... It sets some kind of massive reaction off in our galaxy

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SuePurblyBusinesslike · 15/04/2012 00:20

Every time he says he loves his kids, a fairy is born.

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EnjoyResponsibly · 15/04/2012 00:20

But Sue if he won't talk about it how will we know. Is it like gravity? Just like there?

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KatieMiddleton · 15/04/2012 00:20

and a piece of me dies

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caramelwaffle · 15/04/2012 00:21

The Lovebox festival in East London.

Named in honour of his Love innit'.

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TalcAndTurnips · 15/04/2012 00:23

If you dial 999, you are now offered the options: Fire, Ambulance, Police or Pete's Love For His Kids. If you choose the last option, any peril you may actually be facing will seem suddenly inconsequential and not worth bothering about


The Mona Lisa's enigmatic smile was caused by her thinking about Pete' love his kids whilst she was sitting for the portrait



You can actually see Pete's love for his kids from space.

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SuePurblyBusinesslike · 15/04/2012 00:23

You will feel it. His Love is all around, Enjoy
Embrace the orange.

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BerryMenlove · 15/04/2012 00:24

I was really constipated on the loo this morning. I just had to channel my thoughts to Pete's love for his kids and BOOM! An explosion which sent tremors off the richter scale exited my arse, followed by about 3 pints of follow through. That man uses his love to help problems of all levels.

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EnjoyResponsibly · 15/04/2012 00:25

On the 8th day, God invented Petes Love For His Kids And The Colour Orange.

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SarahStratton · 15/04/2012 00:26

I thought of The Orange One's love for his kids this morning

I was so violently sick that I pulled my back.

Sadly this is a true story

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caramelwaffle · 15/04/2012 00:29

Moses parted the Red Sea by whispering the words "Pete Loves His Kids"

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Valpollicella · 15/04/2012 00:30

Love Heart sweets are rebranding themselves as Andre Sweets.

Common slogans include

I Love My Kids

My Kids, My Life

Wait for the tan to dry, then I'll hug you some more

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SarahStratton · 15/04/2012 00:30

Jesus sacrificed himself, not for us, but for the love Pete has for his kids.

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BerryMenlove · 15/04/2012 00:30

caramel Grin

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SarahStratton · 15/04/2012 00:31

God wasn't really resting on the Seventh Day. He saw Oete's love for his kids and gave up.

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SophieNeveau · 15/04/2012 00:31

On the 9th day, Pete's nose was created, Pete loved his kids so much, he tweeked the nose and had it moved above his lips, so all could see the words from his own lips, "he loves his kids"

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SarahStratton · 15/04/2012 00:34

It wasn't manna from Heaven showering down, it was Pete's love for his kids.

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