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Peter Andre really loves his kids

458 replies

BupcakesandCunting · 14/04/2012 23:15

Peter Andre loves his kids so much that:

  1. If you could measure PA's love for his kids in money, his love would pay off the Greek debt ONE MILLION times over.


  1. If Pete's love for his kids could be converted into electricity, it could light up the United States for sixty centuries.


  1. Pete's love for his kids warmed the heart of Kim Jong Il before his death.
OP posts:
BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 14/04/2012 23:16

PA loves his kids more than all of F4J put together

FannyFifer · 14/04/2012 23:17

He's still a cunt though right?

fedupofnamechanging · 14/04/2012 23:17

Got a feeling I've missed something here...

CuppaTeaAndAJammieDodger · 14/04/2012 23:19

it wasn't a typhoon that caused the sonic boom last week, it was an outpouring of PA's love for his kids

Mrsjay · 14/04/2012 23:20

sonic boom of love Grin

Valpollicella · 14/04/2012 23:20

The strength of love for his kids could right the Leaning Tower of Pisa

lonelypuff · 14/04/2012 23:21

I hate the way he is with his kids. He's got an odd way of relating to them. He will one minute speak inappropriately then pull them up on something fairly innocent they've said. He reminds me a bit of Chris Eubank, a bit thick but desperate to improve himself and to be seen to be wise.

CuppaTeaAndAJammieDodger · 14/04/2012 23:22

I'm gonna write a song called that Mrsjay

"whoooooo yeaaaahh, sonic boom of luuuuurve"

Grin

SuePurblyBusinesslike · 14/04/2012 23:22

Peter Andre loves his kids so much he'd do anything for them. Anything at all.
Except be nice to their mother and refuse to hawk 'em all over tellyland. Not that. But anything else, he'd do anything. Loves his kids, he does.

SophieNeveau · 14/04/2012 23:24

He loves his kids so much, he could win an Olympic gold in the decathlon this summer.

MilkNoSugarAndAShotofWhisky · 14/04/2012 23:24

nothing is as huge as his love for his kids


except possibly his fake tan supply for the week

TeaTeaLotsOfTea · 14/04/2012 23:26

Oh god is it bad that I want to test the stamp ability of my new wedges on his face. Grin

His kids are the only thing that have kept ITV2 renewing his contract for his crap show.

ps I thought he was a singer?? Confused

2shoes · 14/04/2012 23:26

(have I missed something?)

TalcAndTurnips · 14/04/2012 23:28

Pete's love for his kids provides around 6,000 gigawatts anually to the National Grid



Pete's love for his kids measures 9.8 on the Richter scale - unharnessed, it could flood the eastern seaboard of the United States



(cheers Bups Grin)

SuePurblyBusinesslike · 14/04/2012 23:29

He loves his kids so much he could build a bridge to Australia. Cos love can do that, build a bridge. But only really, really big love. Like Pete has for his kids.
Not that he ever mentions it.

BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 14/04/2012 23:29

The only thing greater in this universe than PAs love for his kids is Bups love for PA Grin

Mrsjay · 14/04/2012 23:30

I want writing credits for sonic boom of love Grin bet peter would think it had meaning and feeling !

tidybaby · 14/04/2012 23:31

He loves his kids so much it could be converted into kinetic energy and single handhedly prevent the fuel protests.

SophieNeveau · 14/04/2012 23:32

Ohhhhh J man you make my heart go boom!

haaayyyyyyaaaayyy Pringle my girrrrlllll!

tidybaby · 14/04/2012 23:33

On a random note, I have burger flavour Pringles.

TalcAndTurnips · 14/04/2012 23:34

If you Google "Pete's LACK of love for his kids", it returns 0 results


If you display a sticker in the rear window of your car that reads Pete's Kids On Board NO other vehicle will ever hit you

SuePurblyBusinesslike · 14/04/2012 23:35

Peter loves his kids so much that if that love was represented by kebabs, they'd reach to the moon and back all piled up. In fact, that's the plot of his next slightly derivative children's book. Kebab me to the Moon by Peter Andre.

it also represents two full meals for Carby Claire

BerryMenlove · 14/04/2012 23:36

His love for his kids is so strong, he agrees not to sing his children to sleep at night. He knows the awesomeness of his voice is so great it's almost dangerous. nothing to do with his kids pleaing -with -him to stop

BerryMenlove · 14/04/2012 23:36

major wanking strike through fail there. Confused

SuePurblyBusinesslike · 14/04/2012 23:37

psst, Berry. You can strike out whole sentences now. Tis ace Grin.

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