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Peter Andre really loves his kids

458 replies

BupcakesandCunting · 14/04/2012 23:15

Peter Andre loves his kids so much that:

  1. If you could measure PA's love for his kids in money, his love would pay off the Greek debt ONE MILLION times over.


  1. If Pete's love for his kids could be converted into electricity, it could light up the United States for sixty centuries.


  1. Pete's love for his kids warmed the heart of Kim Jong Il before his death.
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caramelwaffle · 15/04/2012 00:55

Val Grin

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SophieNeveau · 15/04/2012 00:56

Princess will no longer be known as the crisp Pringle, from hence forth she will be known as the crisp Watsit, all due to the love of her orange cheesy father!

watsit comment shamelessly stolen from another thread

SarahStratton · 15/04/2012 00:57

Orange Wednesdays.

A weekly tribute to Pete's love for his kids.

clam · 15/04/2012 01:01

"The future's bright, the future is orange." Tribute to Pete, obviously.

TalcAndTurnips · 15/04/2012 01:02

The Three Mile Island Incident was actually caused by an accidental release of Pete's love for his kids into the atmosphere. The resulting clean-up operation cost $6bn and the permanent incapacity of over 200 staff who were provided with inadequate protective clothing



Pete's love for his kids is actually THE opening ceremony for the 2012 Olympics. Nothing else needs to be said or done



Diamond mining companies now use drills tipped with Pete's love for his kids - now generally accepted to be the toughest substance known to man

SarahStratton · 15/04/2012 01:03

The Orange Network.

Not, as you thought, a phone network. More an undercover ploy to spread the Orange Lurve.

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SarahStratton · 15/04/2012 01:07

Krakatoa.

Caused by a massive build up of pent up love for his kids.

Lava. A burning orange embodiment of Pete's love for his kids.

Do you think KP reads MN?

caramelwaffle · 15/04/2012 01:07

When Pete marries Amy Childs he is taking on her surname.

Naturally.

SophieNeveau · 15/04/2012 01:08

The sun and it's glow do not compare to the orange love Pete has for his kids.

SarahStratton · 15/04/2012 01:08

The Olympic Torch. Carrying Pete's love for his kids all round the country.

SophieNeveau · 15/04/2012 01:09

Someone should send KP a link, she will crack her botox laughing!

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Valpollicella · 15/04/2012 01:10

The reason we dont have more deadly mteors hitting Earth is that scientists harness Petey love and channel it to bladt then into oblivion before they reach our atmosphere.

Tis the Power of Peteys Love

caramelwaffle · 15/04/2012 01:12

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=orange+olympic+rings&start=270&hl=en&client=safari&sa=X&rls=en&biw=1280&bih=760&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=anpO4nU_NhhmvM:&imgrefurl=www.metro.co.uk/sport/51695-london-2012-logo-unveiled&docid=0A5Chiz_EWKuFM&imgurl=img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/pa/2007/06/pa51695_175x175.jpg&w=175&h=175&ei=6xGKT7_HF8fP0QXFxYG9CQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=374&sig=111391498805886920025&page=10&tbnh=137&tbnw=137&ndsp=30&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:270,i:9&tx=57&ty=91" rel="nofollow noindex" target="_blank">Are you psychic, Sarah? Feel the orange glow

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TalcAndTurnips · 15/04/2012 01:16

Paramedics are now trained to use Pete's love for his kids as an extremely effective resuscitation technique



References to Pete's love for his kids can be found in no fewer than 236 verses of the book of Revelation in the New Testament. Biblical scholars also believe that the burning bush is a direct reference to Pete's love (for his kids)




Global warming can be blamed almost exclusively on Pete's love for his kids

SophieNeveau · 15/04/2012 01:17

It is not carrotts that help you see in the dark, it is the glowing love Pete has for his kids.

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caramelwaffle · 15/04/2012 01:21

That's not orange squash you are drinking. Oh no. That is Pete's Love...brought to the masses.

lumpsdumps · 15/04/2012 01:23

It is not the avengers assembling that beats Loki, it's Pete's love for his kids

clam · 15/04/2012 01:24

The Towering Inferno. A 138-floor monument to Pete's raging fire of love for his kids.

TalcAndTurnips · 15/04/2012 01:27

If you attempt to use a compass within 15 miles of Pete and his kids, the needle will no longer point to North


Pete's love for his kids is a major contributing factor in the global recession - by creating a diversion that in turns affects productivity




Some supermarkets now provide convenient parking spaces for Pete's love for his kids

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