Peter Andre really loves his kids

[BupcakesandCunting]

Peter Andre loves his kids so much that:

1. If you could measure PA's love for his kids in money, his love would pay off the Greek debt ONE MILLION times over.
   

2. If Pete's love for his kids could be converted into electricity, it could light up the United States for sixty centuries.

3. Pete's love for his kids warmed the heart of Kim Jong Il before his death.

[caramelwaffle]

Peter Andre is a father?

Really?

Never knew that. Nope. Never.

Well blow me down!

And he loves them, you say?

[EnjoyResponsibly]

Note: it did not stop Neil and Buzz writing PETES A CUNT in the moonsand.

Truefact.

[MrsChemist]

As an aside, after reading the joke amazon reviews, I always read his name as Peter Andrew, and it makes me snurk.

In fact, I've been been to have another read, and I woke the baby with my snurking.

[BountyCack]

If they changed every nation's flag to a picture of Peter Andre's heart with his kids inside it, war would be over.

[BerryMenlove]

Peter Andre invented ''loud parenting''.
You see it everywhere now, in libraries, museums. Parents now having the confidence to show the world how truly intellectual their children are. Pete started that...

[SuePurblyBusinesslike]

Arf, actual moonsand? They could mould a purple glittery knob from that.

[TalcAndTurnips]

My pelvic floor is coming under undue stress and strain reading this thread - well done Bups


Pete's love for his kids is one of the reasons that planes are able to stay up in the sky



If Pete's love for his kids faltered for even a nano-second, Earth would be plunged immediately into a mini ice-age



In answer to the Bee Gees' famous hit record "How Deep Is Your Love" - Pete is physically incapable of providing an answer

[SuePurblyBusinesslike]

You know that song 'the greatest love of all'?
Written in anticipation of PA's love for his kids.

[caramelwaffle]

"...war would be over."

[blackeyedsusan]

sarah, you need a "guzunda"

[BountyCack]

It is Pete's love for his kids that makes magnets go.

[SuePurblyBusinesslike]

You know that song 'I want to know what love is'?
The answer is Pete's love for his kids.

[KatieMiddleton]

One day scientists will learn how to harness Pete's love for his kids and when that day comes there will be no cleaner fuel. Let's hope that day comes soon

[EnjoyResponsibly]

Fearful thought.

What would happen if Pete STOPPED loving his kids?

[BerryMenlove]

It is Pete's love for his kids that will keep the flame alive in the Olympic Torch. The organisers know this and it is said Peter is being paid handsomely for this.

[MrsChemist]

Peter Andre's love for his kids radiates such loving energy into the solar system, that it single handedly protects the Earth from asteroids.

[BountyCack]

Grey goo, EnjoyResponsibly, grey goo...

[akaemmafrost]

This thread has some of the funniest posts I've ever read on MN, I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing so much .

[KatieMiddleton]

Without Pete's love for his kids the earth's core would just be a lump of cold hard rock and the world would be a much, much colder place. #Trufact

[EnjoyResponsibly]

Bounty the internet might break or some fink as terrible.

[KatieMiddleton]

A world without Pete's love for his kids? Surely not worth living. Surely.

[MrsChemist]

In fact, it was thought that the magnetosphere protects Earth from radiation from solar winds. Not true, ir's Pete's love for his kids.

[SuePurblyBusinesslike]

It's is only Peter's love for his kids and Samantha Brick keeping the printed press alive. There's an Altar of Love on Fleet Street and they make daily sacrifices of jam paninis and soft porn to appease him.

[BountyCack]

When I went in for a c-section, the anaesthetist asked me whether I wanted a spinal block, an epidural, a general, or Peter Andre's love for his kids