Peter Andre really loves his kids

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Peter Andre loves his kids so much that:

1. If you could measure PA's love for his kids in money, his love would pay off the Greek debt ONE MILLION times over.

1. If Pete's love for his kids could be converted into electricity, it could light up the United States for sixty centuries.

1. Pete's love for his kids warmed the heart of Kim Jong Il before his death.

Is he not the ready brek man?

So his orange highness PA was on the telly box this morning .... Apparently he loves his kids or sumfink, when did this happen and why has he never told us before?!

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ITV2, 9pm tonight. 'Peter Andre: My life.' The TV guide refers to him as "popstar and single dad."
Who knew?

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I cannot believe I missed this thread.

So, so, so funny. I have roared reading it all.

I knew he's a 'single dad' Clam, I knew!

I'm a single mum and every time life gets too much and I feel sorry for myself and angry at the world, I think of my little orange buddy Pete and I think well, if
he can keep going with a smile on his face,and several members of staff to look after his children , well then so can I!

He's an inspiration to all single parents everywhere and I really think he doesn't mention it enough.

Peter's brother Michael has had santropetinitus.

Oh, now wait. Peter has just told Junior that there is nothing stronger than family. He's denying the Love PAHFHK as the greatest thing there is????

i am going to watch it through my fingers in an hour, what have I got to look forward to cringe over?

I'm going to take this opportunity to confess that as a 9 year old girl I had a PA themed bedroom, I played his album on my cd Walkman on loop all day and refused to sleep until I has kissed the poster and got in my PA mysterious girl duvet set. I had books, pictures and clothing with his orange smile a'glow.

... I feel better for that confession.

As you were.

Are you my sister Titsalina?

Erm ..... Pass????

Did you once vomit wheatabix on my foot?
Did I once cut your barbies hair off and draw moustaches on them?

If not then no

they KNOW it should go into classics THEY'RE just scared of the Andre legal machine

www.picturesof.net/pages/100524-202698-395009.html

Helen Justine et al aren't scared of Carby Claire surely? Can't they just feed her biccies?

nursejennylee I did read that yes. Pete Fake Bake Andre is promoting their tan as obv fake tan better than getting skin cancer (so far so good but)..wait for it...he doesn't like having orange hands! the rest of him being orange tis fine.

Tinny associates also do the PR for PA and FakeBake.

David Walliams did a great PA on pop profiles.

Sadly PALFHK was not shortlisted for the Orange Prize for Fiction this week cos it is true dammit - he really really loves his kids doncha know.

Have found the best things for our PA partay however - Peter Andre Wafer Cupcake toppers. I know!!!! We can now eat his holiness as if he were Jesus himself. On orange frosted fairy cakes no less. I know!!!

www.amazon.co.uk/Peter-Andre-Wafer-Edible-Toppers/dp/B004Q55FW8/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1334792968&sr=8-4

nom nom nom (mouth full of PA fake cake loveliness)

those edible toppers are classic. i'm gonna make some PALFHK carrot cruap cakes

Sod cake! I'm going to incorporate it into all my food from now on, I am wanting to see DP's face when he gets in to find a bowl of hot stew, sprinkled with PA's holy orangeness.

Also, did anyone notice the demonic looking mask?! We could all wear them to the PALHK festival

Tits-"bowl of hot stew" too funny.

ooh there's another idea PALHK edible toppers tit tassles

Oh god those toppers... Bet they're full of beta carotene.