Peter Andre really loves his kids

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Peter Andre loves his kids so much that:

1. If you could measure PA's love for his kids in money, his love would pay off the Greek debt ONE MILLION times over.

1. If Pete's love for his kids could be converted into electricity, it could light up the United States for sixty centuries.

1. Pete's love for his kids warmed the heart of Kim Jong Il before his death.

bump (someone looking for thread but i need to learn how to do links)

I love this thread.

It must go in Classics.

PALFHK must become a MN code, like 'nice ham'.

I might start fishing a bit with people I know in RL who I suspect may be MN-ers:

'That Peter Andee loves his kids, doesnt he?'

Blank expression - Netmums
Snort - Mumsnet

Peter Andre's love for his kids provides the orangey bits in jaffa biscuits cakes...

...which is why Claire really really loves her Carbs.

His love is the glue that binds terry's chocolate oranges so you need a hammer to break the fuckers

and tis the Love that is Pete'sLoveForHisKids that puts the aura in kia-ora...

...which he won't serve his ex in his HygieneFailCaff coffee shop as, like his junk, it is 'too orangey for hos'. Allegedly.

PLFHK is so pure and orange it has cured disease and hunger by a mega burst of vitamin C - similar to a nuclear blast - but orange and full of goodness.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=peter+andre+orange&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1320&bih=721&tbm=isch&tbnid=DPgyg6K11WtIpM:&imgrefurl=m.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/peter-andre-goes-out-looking-orange-twat-ideal-opportunity-mock-him49056%3Fimg_id%3D5&docid=Yizufrwdi8S6iM&itg=1&imgurl=m.holymoly.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/mobile_304x170/the_internet_orange-andre-250910a_0.gif&w=304&h=297&ei=wYeMT--TEsLC0QX396joCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=556&vpy=324&dur=1231&hovh=222&hovw=227&tx=128&ty=119&sig=115896618073486815472&page=1&tbnh=166&tbnw=170&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0,i:84" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Pumpkin Pete

He Loves His Kids He Does.

chants: classics , classics, classics

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=orange&start=191&hl=en&client=safari&sa=X&rls=en&biw=1280&bih=600&addh=140&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnse&tbnid=jVsTyoNCevlmKM:&imgrefurl=www.freshwallpapers.info/Orange-Wallpapers.shtml&docid=qYWa2902s2dcDM&imgurl=www.freshwallpapers.info/orange/orange%252520(16).jpg&w=1350&h=900&ei=Jo2MT53fGYOu8gOn0LW2CQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=960&vpy=120&dur=703&hovh=133&hovw=172&tx=137&ty=87&sig=107219167478011437057&page=9&tbnh=133&tbnw=172&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:19,s:191,i:45" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The orange love is infinite

How is this thread still going? Classics!

Sophie it's keeps going and going and going - because the contributors will never be able to rest easy or have a peaceful mind - not ever again - as we are forced to consider how inadequate our parental love is - compared to Peters Love For His Kids.

Yes doihaveto

I am going to throe a PALFHK themed dinner party. Anyone want to come? You need to bring a main course ad some pre-dinner snacks. For the record, I have made a starter (Carrot & Baby Oil soup) and a dessert (Clementine pudding with coulis of St Tropez Extra-Dark Tan).

There will be music. The Greatest Hits of Peter Andre Who Loves His Kids, featuring Mysterious Girl remixed a dozen times by Pete's celebrity mates. Sample track: Mysterious Girl, Banging Koke Remix by Kerry K.

There will be entertainment. We will watch highlights of Pete's ITV2 shows, featuring all the great things he has done with his kids, such as take them to 'exciting' photo shoots where they sit in the corner eating MaccyDees while Daddy is smothered in baby oil and cavorts with 'Aunty' Amy Childs in front of 10 leering paps, while simultaneously blowing kisses to his bubbaz who He Loves So Much

There will be competitions and prizes! Winner of my special 'How Much Does PALHK?' quiz will receive a pair of tickets to see Peter Andre perform an intimate gig at the East Grinstead Scout Hut, with support from new all-star 'girl' group Nicola McClean & the Z Listers.

I think you're onto something there, Come Dine With Pete. Who needs food when you have PALFHK to fill you up?

Count me in Mags,

"There will be music. The Greatest Hits of Peter Andre Who Loves His Kids, featuring Mysterious Girl remixed a dozen times by Pete's celebrity mates. Sample track: Mysterious Girl, Banging Koke Remix by Kerry K.

There will be entertainment. We will watch highlights of Pete's ITV2 shows, featuring all the great things he has done with his kids, such as take them to 'exciting' photo shoots where they sit in the corner eating MaccyDees while Daddy is smothered in baby oil and cavorts with 'Aunty' Amy Childs in front of 10 leering paps, while simultaneously blowing kisses to his bubbaz who He Loves So Much"

Ooh, ooh, can I come? Pleeeeease? I'll bring stuff, honest.

lol@clam

Of course you can come. The more PALFHK there is, the merrier.

We need PALFHK inspired cocktails, I feel.

I just had a cheese toastie for lunch, the orange cheddar was oozing out with PALFHK.

I now declare the cheese toastie the official PALFHK lunchtime snack.

G.A.Y.

which reminds me...PALFHK is so so vast it makes SCLFTL# insignificant in comparison. PALFHK in fact powers MaxCliffordsPRmachine...tis a Love machine

#Simon Cowells Love For The Laydees

I know all about SCLFTL.

I had a dream.

Let's hold it at G.A.Y and invite Simon who Loves The Laydeez. I'm sure he's been before . Maybe he can bring his good friend David Walliams Who Is Married To A Woman, too?