Peter Andre really loves his kids

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Peter Andre loves his kids so much that:

1. If you could measure PA's love for his kids in money, his love would pay off the Greek debt ONE MILLION times over.

1. If Pete's love for his kids could be converted into electricity, it could light up the United States for sixty centuries.

1. Pete's love for his kids warmed the heart of Kim Jong Il before his death.

Yoda has given up teaching young Jedi's to use the 'force'

Even he has realised there is nothing more poweful than PALFHK

-Pete- Blubber you are lowering the tone, Pete's love for his kids is pure.

Pete strike through fail!

Brodie Homeland is actually working for PALFHK.

Chuck Norris only admits defeat in one thing in life. That he cannot ever reach the insania levels of PALFHK

I am crying with laughter at this thread. But I am also crying with sadness that my children will never know such live as PALFHK.

Iran has given up enriching uranium. They have decided to use PALFHK to blow up Israel.

My whole house is powered by PALFHK. Forget Eco-houses- so last decade. The future is all about houses like mine, where PALFHK powers all formerly electrical appliances, pumps the water and magically coats all fences and wooden surfaces in Ronseal annually. Are you jealous? Dont be! Negative emotins have no place in a world run on PALFHK!

K2 has been renamed PA
As it's high peak is like, but not greater than, the love Peter Andre has for his kids

(and K2 has started to sound a little like Katie)

Peter Andre's love for his kids, if it could be measured in distance, would reach into a yet undiscovered galaxy, one millionty times. And back again. Without breaking a sweat.

Bups - why on God's earth were you proselytising about the ochre-hued messiah of ITV2 (HD) at three twenty in the morning?

Were you up already, or were you suddenly awakened and overwhelmed by the Love - feeling the need to commit your devotion to all of us here on MN?

It happens to us all sometimes; GPs are making an increasing number of referrals to adult sleep clinics for patients who are suffering from insomnia - insomnia brought about by a feeling of inadequacy when faced with the true scale of PLFHK.

Do seek help before it's too late, dearest Buppers - you may already have gone beyond the scope of Horlicks

I too was pondering PLFHK at 3am this morning (was up feeding DS in fairness). Is this the time to add that DS is exclusively fed PLFHK on demand in line with WHO guidelines?

Good on you, somewhere - PLFHK knocks that breastfeeding malarky into a cocked hat.

Im still crying with laughter!!!

My poor (AP) children, how sad that they will never know a love as pure, as strong, as wholesomely orange as Peters Love For His Kids.

Yes it does Talc (and its turned DS such a warm glowing orange we don't bother turning the lights on at night - bonus!). In fact Pete's love for his babies was so amazing that (true fact!) they needed no other nourishment in the first year. Of course had it been insufficient Pete would have been the first man in human history to breastfeed, so intense is his devotion. And it would have been the frothiest, creamist breastmilk EVER!

PLFHK his been nominated tribal head of the Aka Pygmy people of central Africa - where males breastfeeding their children has long been the cultural norm.

PLFHK is so strong that not only do they nuzzle at his breast, rivers of love flow from him straight to them so no other nourishment is needed, EVER.

African Aka Tribe

I predict that Pete's power will spread out from Essex Africa to encompass the whole universe eventually. In twenty years time we will all be living in a Peteocracy of pure, unadultured love (and baby oil).

I fear for that tribe when PA finds out how much they LTK

"Were you up already, or were you suddenly awakened and overwhelmed by the Love - feeling the need to commit your devotion to all of us here on MN?
"

I think we know the answer, Talc.

"Peteocracy"

Last night while reading Katie and Peter A Whole New World I was filled with an overwhelming sense of love. The whole world was tinged orange.
My husband witnessed me fall to the floor and begin speaking in tongues, between the incomprehensible babble he could make out the words "mysterious girl, insania and loves...his...kids".

I feel blessed and very very special, like I have been chosen as a higher priestess of andreism.

EnjoyResponsibly I fear that the tribe might be shocked to the core when they hear tales of PALFHK. They'll weep because even they do not LTK as much as PA does.

Earlier on today I was telling a colleague about PALFHK and she made the brilliant suggestion that Pete should send out a mass email to the world to spread the good news of his LFHK, and to share with the wold this special gift.

I suggest the following:

'Dear (insert each recipient's name in order to personalise the message, so that every individual who receives it feels that they have been personally touched by Pete's LFHK),

My name is Peter Andre. I am a wealthy and globally revered Magazine Columnist and Award Winning Singer-Songwriter (Smash Hits 'Best Abs N Arse' Award 1993; Just 17 'Best Year-Round Tan' Award 1992; Johnson's Baby Oil 'Ambassador' 1996-present).

I have recently acquired a large sum of PALFHK that I would like to share with you. PALFHK is unlike any other. If you combined the Love of Mary for Baby Jesus with the Love of The World's First Mum, Myleene, for Harpy and Heroine, and multiplied it by 100, that would still only amount to 0.0001% of PALFHK.
And I want to share my LOVE with you!

All I need you to do, in order to receive your very own share of PALFHK, is to deposit the 100%, guaranteed, completely refundable sum of £9,999 in to the following account:

Account Name: Ms C. B. Claire
Account number: 6666666666
Sort code: 69-69-69
Reference: Media Hoe

I guarantee that within 24 hours of receipt of your deposit, you will receive a large chunk of my PALFHK direct to your door. And if you arent completely satisfied with your PALFHK, we are offeirng a no-strings attached returns policy. Just pop your PALFHK into an envelope and post free-of-charge to:

C/O Miss K Price
Complaints About PALFHK Dept
Garish Mansion
Nouveau Riche-on-Sea
Essex
UK

Yours lovingly.

Peter Andre Who Loves His Kids

Mags

insania-insomnia (Latin medical terminology) is actually one of the five known PALFHK 'Stigmata'. It shows exceptional devotion to the orange one and a surrendering of ones soul to the pursuit of "bloody luvin me kids, they're me life, mate".

Other signs that mark the devout are:
Patches of orange skin sometimes mistaken as a type of reverse vitiligo.
A sweet biscuity smell emitting from the subject.
A whitening of the teeth that cannot be attributed to Pearl Drops or Arm and Hammer toothpaste.
A lack of expression, especially around the forehead.
And finally a discernible change in subjects singing voice that manifests as an overly nasal, hard on the vibrato, keening wail.

Well done Buppers, your the first to show Signs - keep us up to date with any developments

mwahahahahaaaaa