Peter Andre really loves his kids

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Peter Andre loves his kids so much that:

1. If you could measure PA's love for his kids in money, his love would pay off the Greek debt ONE MILLION times over.

1. If Pete's love for his kids could be converted into electricity, it could light up the United States for sixty centuries.

1. Pete's love for his kids warmed the heart of Kim Jong Il before his death.

I suggested on the wind farm thread that we could get all our energy needs from PALFHK, that orange energy is better than green.
I tried to share the knowledge and Petes love but it was just wasted on them all as no one even thanked me! Bastards!

News just in - all major scientific projects requiring the use of the big shiny Hadron Collider are to be shelved immediately, so that all of CERN can be devoted to investigating whether it is possible to split the PALFHK. If so, the energy crisis will be over, and all the annoying people can cheer as the wind turbines are dismantled.

Have you seen the new wind turbine in Dunfermline/Rosyth Fanny ?

Fife Council should have harnessed the power from PALFHK instead.

I got my energy bill through from Eon today. Since we switched to the Pete Really Loves His Kids Tariff we have saved an average of £60 per month although all our light bulbs now glow orange.

Oooh ooh! Party at G.A.Y! Yes please. We could hold it on Traffic Light Night but instead of red, Amber and green, we all wear Amber...Amber wedding dresses with burnt ochre veils...

The Brides of PALFHK.

We can have a dance off - whoever does the best Michael Jackson moves gets to give the anointed one a rub down with baby oil (with
a happy ending) in the loo's and then we can all sit round and giggle coyly whilst Pete makes inappropriate allusions to said act whilst talking to Junior.

I likey the sound of that! @ DoI

Pete is bringing thr kids, thoughm naturally. He couldnt leave them with their bitch of a mother let them miss out on the fun...and all the Lurrrrrvvvveeee.

"So that all of CERN can be devoted to investigating whether it is possible to split the PALFHK".

Yes, is it possible to split PALFHK into love for each individual kid, or is it an indivisible unit of oily adoration and orangey devotion?

News just in from Australia:

Uluru, previously considered the largest naturally orange thing on earth has been demoted in acknowledgement of PALFHK.

And on a similarly geographical note, the Grand Canyon, also many different hues of orange, was carved by the Colorado River in anticipation of being filled with PALFHK.

When Howard Carter broke through to Tutankhamun's tomb and laid his eyes on the "wonderful things" it wasn't treasures beyond his wildest dreams that he saw. It was Peter Andre's Love For His Kids.

We really need a PALFHK emotion for those moments when life seems so ..... un orange y'know?

On another note, I learnt spray tan at college today the awesome spray of orangey PALFHK coming from my gun of love was overwhelming it really was.

lol!@Titsalina.

Having Pete's orange love sprayed all over me. Mmmmm erotic

When I retail it I might advertise as the PALFHK spay tan and see who books in, they will clearly be mners.

I could get pictures of him on the paper pants and do a baby oil deal at the same time.

So, this party. What's the dress code? Apart from inflatable tits and spray tan, that is?

No Filtrums Allowed.

Titsalina is giving us all those spray-on abs

Tight white vests and baggy jeans a la Pete if you want to butch up for the night in honour of our hero

lovely orange number www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=orange+string+bikini&hl=en&biw=1320&bih=721&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=dOi2iH4vex3GUM:&imgrefurl=www.ebay.com/itm/PINUP-POSTER-SATIO-JENNA-WEBB-ORANGE-STRING-BIKINI-/390268294069&docid=0jP5m0admK70mM&imgurl=www.posterparty.com/images/pinup-satio-jenna-webb-string-bikini-poster-TR5997.jpg&w=299&h=447&ei=P8iNT8ONJtDA8QPpirHTCw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=195&vpy=134&dur=394&hovh=168&hovw=118&tx=108&ty=143&sig=115896618073486815472&page=1&tbnh=168&tbnw=118&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:67 if you want a more glam look.

Personally, as self-appointed Hostess (I will fight that bitch Carby Claire for the title!), I am wearing <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=orange+pimp+coat&hl=en&gbv=2&biw=1320&bih=721&tbm=isch&tbnid=TXb6ZBsEdurb_M:&imgrefurl=www.thisnext.com/browse/buy-pimp-daddy-fancy-dress-costume/&docid=P7wP4kt_6eSTxM&imgurl=s10.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/FAC547F1.jpg&w=352&h=352&ei=rsiNT6O3G4Sk8QOP2djDCw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=519&vpy=155&dur=688&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=127&ty=126&sig=115896618073486815472&page=1&tbnh=177&tbnw=177&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0,i:71" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this

sorry about link, I am overwhelmed with Pete's Love at the moment...

This is the femme option - <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=orange+string+bikini&hl=en&biw=1320&bih=721&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=dOi2iH4vex3GUM:&imgrefurl=www.ebay.com/itm/PINUP-POSTER-SATIO-JENNA-WEBB-ORANGE-STRING-BIKINI-/390268294069&docid=0jP5m0admK70mM&imgurl=www.posterparty.com/images/pinup-satio-jenna-webb-string-bikini-poster-TR5997.jpg&w=299&h=447&ei=P8iNT8ONJtDA8QPpirHTCw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=435&sig=115896618073486815472&page=1&tbnh=168&tbnw=118&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:67&tx=38&ty=76" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here

Never, as I read this thread, did I ever think the massive wind turbine that I see out of my window would get an actual namecheck in it. But it did, and that is the power of PALFHK.

This thread just keeps giving and giving much like PALFHK.

Nothing, nothing gives as much as PALFHK?

PALFHK is so great he calls his daughter Bisto after gravey, which I suspect he would love to use as fake tan so every Sunday, we would all think of this wonderfull Father!

I just went to toast a bagel and found that PALFHK had already done the job for me! Mmmm orangey...

I'm probably well behind the times with this one but he has been named the face of Fake Bake. I personally always thought his lovely colouring was down to his Cypriot genes. I feel a bit cheated that he's been faking it.

I have never seen a greek man glowing like the fucking Ready Brek man.