I'm 5, AMA

[Soitis83]

My son’s home from school with a fever. He's fine, just laying about.
You ask, I’ll ask, he’ll answer. Together we’ll tackle the big questions of the universe with the wisdom of a 5-year-old who’s been outsmarting me since he could talk. AMA (Ask My Apprentice).

Who do you think is naughtier: your mum or your dad?

(You could think about who is messier! or who steals biscuits...)

I’m lying on the sofa with my two dogs on top of me waiting for my little boy (who’s is now 30🤣) to phone and let me know his new baby has arrived

I told him and he said "you can drink whatever you want then you'll feel better"

How tall was the tallest tower you ever built?

oh we await an update!

Do you have a favourite aunty or uncle? What makes them your favourite?

What’s your favourite thing about phonics? Also if you like skittles my kids did a fun skittles game to learn their times tables; would you like to learn about it?

We are driving to a funeral of a grandfather so we need fun things to think about.

My sons are discussing what the best ever boss fight in a video game is.

Great British Bakeoff.

Ooh, did mummy know about that?

Errr you no dad because he's not here

Good choices.

Might I also suggest a tent. Do you have a tent?

Dr. Robotnik and Sonic obvs.

This is very sweet ❤️

I dont know the Eiffel tower. Tell me if I'm right. I can ask anyone

I like them all the same they're all my favourite I don't have any favourites

Thank you, sweetie. I am going to send my husband to the shop to get me some Sprite, because that's what I fancy.

Who is Steve?
And do you know who Donald Trump is?

What's your favourite TV show and film.My little grandson loves The Cars film.x

If you could have five wishes what would they be?

Ha he is a politician!

I'm upstairs hiding from my builders who are making lots of noise and mess downstairs.

shakes head

Disclaimer - we do

I’m also poorly but cuddling my doggy because my mummy isn’t here.

I have passed that on, thank you.

Your DS is delightful.
Not sure you'd want to ask this one, but here goes...
Would you like a sister?

He's in Minecraft.
Him- No? Donald trunk ? Who's that
Me - he's the president of America
Him - wait are we America?
Me - no we're England
Him - oh