I'm 5, AMA

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My son’s home from school with a fever. He's fine, just laying about.
You ask, I’ll ask, he’ll answer. Together we’ll tackle the big questions of the universe with the wisdom of a 5-year-old who’s been outsmarting me since he could talk. AMA (Ask My Apprentice).

Err no school and do all that

Well ... I should be doing something else, but I'm reading your answers.

What has been your favourite question so far?

Currently I am watching tv and patting the cat.

Jeezo, so true. My partner is in his 50s and bloody loves him, lol.

What is your favourite biscuit?

If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do?

Would you rather be able to sneeze confetti, or fart marbles?

I don't know! No? Because she doesn't even have it, do you? I don't need a disclaimer, the evidence is overwhelmingly against me here

Q.
Not including family or pets, what would you take with you if you lived on a desert island for a week?

The funny one with poo I think

Is your best friend a boy or a girl?
And what do you like most about him or her?

Don't you know he's from a movie not a TV show? And don't you think you should know that by the age of 5? /S

My real question is:
Unlimited Minecraft but no chips, or unlimited chips but no Minecraft?

What are you watching? I'm watching this points

Guilty as charged OP.
Guilty as charged.

All of them I mean none. Errr scare my friends with it

Now, THAT is a quality book! I still like it, and I'm 48.

Great thread.
What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done?

Fart marbles laughs

My sons also objected to Steve on the grounds that he's a game and movie character, not telly, but I pointed out they are arguing with a feverish 5 year old and they are in their twenties

(But definitely do have favourite dinosaurs as all good people do)

What's a deserted island? Explains err my pajamas and your phone

A boy and a girl because name and name. They play games with me

😅

Unlimited Minecraft I'll take that

I'm lying in bed, because I have a tummy bug. Reading this has cheered me up. Thank you, little man and mum.

Correct answer!

Errr I don't know broke my brother's toy