I'm 5, AMA

[Soitis83]

My son’s home from school with a fever. He's fine, just laying about.
You ask, I’ll ask, he’ll answer. Together we’ll tackle the big questions of the universe with the wisdom of a 5-year-old who’s been outsmarting me since he could talk. AMA (Ask My Apprentice).

True on Netflix they have a movie sometimes too

To turn invisible
To have unlimited Minecraft
To have unlimited mummy's
Love my mum's
Have them love me too

Disclaimer - I love him endlessly. It's more an obsession at this point. He's incredible

Pachycephalosaurus!

What's your favourite book (haven't read all the questions so if this has been answered already - sorry!)?
Do they still do Biff and Chip in school?

Yes please

No thank you

I did! I said you choose! Biff and chip? Err yes? Do I? Wait are they like people?

Okay so he's decided he's well enough to have lunch now (he wasn't feeling well enough for breakfast). So I'm going to make him some soup. We'll be back

Haha this thread is brilliant!

Hope he enjoys his lunch!

Ah, yes my children had You Choose when they were young, great book!

Biff and Chip are books schools use to teach reading, they did over 15 years ago anyway when my children were in Reception/Year 1. What books do they use to teach reading at your school?

This is actually my favourite Mumsnet thread ever.

My question: If you had to be an animal for the day, what animal would you be?

Do you like Lankybox or Rainbow Friends? What about Taco Tuesday in Brainrot? (My 7 year old son loves these, so I am guessing it might be something you know!)

What's your favourite food? And if you could have any dinner you wanted, what would you eat?

Are the Minecraft Zombies easy to kill? And if you want to catch a pig to have as a pet in Minecraft, is it easy to catch?

Daddy Mummy or Chips?

@DappledThings gosh you are pathetic.

@Soitis83

What are the things you don't like at school?

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?

Hope you feel better soon.

Do you think ‘willyballs’ is a very good name for testicles, when you can’t remember the proper word? Or even that it’s a better name anyway?

God I love that you can hear this thread!

What flavour soup did you have and was it good? My favorite when I'm poorly is Heinz tomato soup.

@Soitis83 I hope the soup hits the right spot and that everyone who's under the weather feels better quickly.

When my DCs were off school, we'd often make a play tent with cushions on the living room floor and a sheet or duvet draped over chairs or the clothes airer. My DGCs have tepees but I don't think they're as much fun.

No need to spoil it for everyone 🧐

Do you believe in ghosts, if yes what actually are they?

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What is your third favourite dinosaur?

Where are you most ticklish?

Edit - supplementary question - have I spelt that right?!

There's some that are like purple and then you read them with the teacher

A cat because I can wonder what cat food tastes like