I'm 5, AMA

[Soitis83]

My son’s home from school with a fever. He's fine, just laying about.
You ask, I’ll ask, he’ll answer. Together we’ll tackle the big questions of the universe with the wisdom of a 5-year-old who’s been outsmarting me since he could talk. AMA (Ask My Apprentice).

What's your favourite book?

😂😂😂😂

I'm not a grown up I don't know! Starts singing

so now i have to google.....

oh yeah! They are cool. Still i love the bumps on the steg.

Errr daddy.
A fart laughs

WTF! It’s a Triceratops, three horns and an amazing hairstyle!

Do you like to go out without your coat on?

Jam? What is jam? He knows what jam is

What filling do you like best in sandwiches?

Do you remember being born or being in your mum's tummy? One of my DDs used to say she remembered being born, when she was about 5. She's older now and no longer remembers being born itself, but says she remembers that she used to remember it (if that makes sense!)

Many years ago before sandwich shops did baguettes and wraps and all that, someone asked 'do you want them straight or 'party' style' Apparently party style was their term for in triangles 😀

T rex everybody knows that

You choose he's not telling you to choose, that's a book

Do you have a question for the mums?

What do think it will be like to be a 10 year old?

Yes I do. And you never let me because you don't like me to get wet and I like getting wet!

Has your mummy read the thread on here where a naughty daddy kept doing T Rex in the supermarket?

And it made the mummy cross?

Peanut butter and jam see, he does know what jam is

I remember being born. I forgot. It was cold

Ha!
Mum, you should be a barrister.
You've managed to confound your witness.

Yes. What are you doing?

What do you think Mumsnet is?

Does your mum spend too much time on it?

Did a poll while we're on a car journey and the answers were stegosaurus, velocitapor, "whatever the current name for brontosaurus is, maybe apatosaurus" and triceratops.

I care.

Wasting time on Mumsnet before going out to do some singing.