I’m a woman earning £13,000, AMA😉

[StarDolphins]

As title! I’d love to be earning £500,000 or £870,001 but that’s life!

No dog coat, no treats for my dog - he has chicken mixed with his food but that’s listed in my outgoings. Cat has dreamies £1.25 which I order with her food. Pooh bags - think they’re 50p as I use Morrisons cheap nappy bags

Cat definitely doesn’t have a coat but what a great idea for if ever I want my eyes scratching out!

@StarDolphins Think, with your amazing sense of humour, you’d be a great success writing a witty “Me, My Daughter, My Dog, My Cat and I” book or daily blog!

OP is your username from the illustrated Mum?

I've enjoyed this a lot and so glad most people went for the humorous direction (rather than "you're not poor enough to post an AMA").