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My 4 Year Old Knows Everything: Ask him anything

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iknoweverythingbecauseiam4 · 18/11/2023 13:15

My 4 year old has declared that he knows everything. Ask him anything and he will bestow on you his wisdom and knowledge.

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StephanieLampshade · 18/11/2023 16:20

He wasn't wrong. He really does know everything!!!

Carpediemmakeitcount · 18/11/2023 16:21

Will robots take over the world? 🌎

Dymaxion · 18/11/2023 16:24

Which make the best pets ? Cats or dogs ?

ArthurbellaScott · 18/11/2023 16:28

Amazing thread!

My DS (13) asks:

'Is it ever okay to break the law?'

<side note, I'm not sure why he's asking this Hmm>

ilovepixie · 18/11/2023 16:30

ComfyBoobs · 18/11/2023 13:42

Daddy or chips?

Ooh good one.

Longdarkcloud · 18/11/2023 16:33

Where were you before you were born?

My DD up to the age of about 5 used to tell me about her previous lives. I understand this is not uncommon and that it usually ceases at about that age.

sherloc · 18/11/2023 16:35

Very sweet and entirely relatable to my 4 year-old who desperately wanted to make potions.
Now a scientist who - from what little I understand - makes potions.

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 18/11/2023 16:46

Ask him if sharks have eyelids? My now 17yo DS once woke me up at about 4 in the morning to ask me that very question 🤬

AcrossthePond55 · 18/11/2023 16:47

I live in America. If I was to visit your country, what is the best thing I could do or see there?

If you were to visit America, what would you want to do or see?

Inyournewdress · 18/11/2023 16:48

What do squirrels do at Christmas?

Totalityaddict · 18/11/2023 16:50

What is the meaning of life?"

It's the point of the world's time

I LOVE this answer! It’s the most profound and sense making answer to this question I have ever heard!

Gnomegnomegnome · 18/11/2023 16:50

iknoweverythingbecauseiam4 · 18/11/2023 15:40

20, because that’s about older than being a teenager.

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Thank you! Oh no, that means that I am an adult! 😭

Totalityaddict · 18/11/2023 16:51

iknoweverythingbecauseiam4 · 18/11/2023 13:21

Uncle Josh should be in charge because he is very important to me.

*Uncle Josh is an Aussie 😂

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Aw! Bless!

Gnomegnomegnome · 18/11/2023 16:51

Oh I have another if that’s ok?

If he could have any super power in the whole wide world what would it be?

Gnomegnomegnome · 18/11/2023 16:52

ArthurbellaScott · 18/11/2023 16:28

Amazing thread!

My DS (13) asks:

'Is it ever okay to break the law?'

<side note, I'm not sure why he's asking this Hmm>

😂

Talkingtothecat247 · 18/11/2023 17:00

EducatingArti · 18/11/2023 13:20

How do I get as well as possible from fibromyalgia?

I would love to know this too.

CharingX976 · 18/11/2023 17:02

Should we buy a big flat in London, or a big house somewhere else?

Lifeomars · 18/11/2023 17:03

Should I have a nap or do the hoovering?

LakieLady · 18/11/2023 17:03

Where the hell are my toenail clippers?

whitebreadjamsandwich · 18/11/2023 17:07

What should me and my pony do tomorrow?

Mummyoflittledragon · 18/11/2023 17:11

Fab thread. ❤️

What is love?

Tistheseasontobejollytrala · 18/11/2023 17:18

Thank you for this lovely thread ❤️

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iknoweverythingbecauseiam4 · 18/11/2023 17:29

GardenGuardian · 18/11/2023 15:44

This is a very cute thread!

Where can a lady find a nice man to get married to?

To a wedding place. Then you will find the right man to marry. And the right man to marry is a man who likes jokes, like daddy!

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iknoweverythingbecauseiam4 · 18/11/2023 17:32

RedToothBrush · 18/11/2023 15:51

Where do all the lost odd socks go?
What year will the world end?
What will you do with Mummy when she gets REALLY old?
How much chocolate is too much chocolate?
Whats the best way to embarass Daddy?
What is the solution to the war in Israel/Palestine?
Who killed Roger Rabbit?

The world will never end! It will end in 165 miles. Then, the world will break but I hope that will never happen.

When mummy is really old, I will still play when you.

165 grams of chocolate is too much. The right amount of chocolate is 2 pieces a day.

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iknoweverythingbecauseiam4 · 18/11/2023 17:33

TwinkleTwinkleTwinkleTwinkle · 18/11/2023 15:55

Where do babies come from?

Tummies and willies and vulvas.

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