My 4 Year Old Knows Everything: Ask him anything

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My 4 year old has declared that he knows everything. Ask him anything and he will bestow on you his wisdom and knowledge.

Crosspost @HelloTreacle9

What shall I get my husband for Christmas?

Great thread!

Hahaha great minds!

Awwwww love this!
Please print it out for your son when he's older.

How long is a piece of string?

And if so, why not?

Would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

If you were a biscuit what kind of biscuit would you be?

(These are genuine job interview questions I have encountered).

What do you think of gorillas?

Uh. I don’t like them because they are too scary.

How do I either tell my boss I cannot work for the rest of the day because the puppy wants to be cuddled OR how do I convince the puppy it does not need to be cuddled all day?

Maybe you could ask the boss to take the puppy away. Maybe you need a guide dog instead to help you and blind children cross dangerous roads.

Who would you be most scared to meet in the wild - a T.rex or a Raptor? (I have a theory that I could outsmart a T.rex but not a Raptor).

T-Rex because it’s bigger. Much bigger. But I’d be happy to meet a utahraptor or a velociraptor. They are much smaller!

You need to train him, and tell him that if he won’t brush his teeth, they will fall out! “Brush brush brush! You should brush your teeth! You should brush your teeth. All you need. Brush yah teeth” *he is now freestyling a song about brushing teeth.

um. A Queen Amadala Costume. Maybe a Princess Leia costume and Leia gun maybe? Just a pretend gun though! Ok?

um. From getting hundreds of money from the bank! You become rich of getting the money from a huge secret building, and then it gets delivered to your house I think.

I think there will be snow for Christmas this year! There was last Christmas (*was there…?) so there must be this year!

I am going to buy mummy a unicorn costume.

Love this thread.. you are special lil one ❤️

My question Is..
Who is more snuggly mummy or daddy
And question from my daughter..

When will my mummy have my baby sister(due in 11 days)

Asking what your name is and playing together. Taking good care of each other.

Thank you. You made my day

No. A telescope is something so we can we so high up very big in.

This thread is wonderful.

My question is ‘Why do they have to grow up?’ 😭

Roman Empire!! Who is that?! Is it the Star Wars Empire? I don’t like the Emperor.

The smallest are tadpoles. The biggest are blue whales. Tadpoles are frogs, but it’s before they are turned into frogs. Blue whales are huge. In fact, they are bigger than dinosaurs! They are the biggest creatures in the whole world, ok? I think!

😂

I work in IT and when he was younger my 8 year old DS used say I ran the computers and internet!

Great thread OP - my DS would love to do this

Nice clothes! Work clothes and a nice tie.

30 metres long.

Tiny horses! I think they’re gonna be great at running under the horses. I don’t want to fight a giant duck because it might die!!!