My 4 Year Old Knows Everything: Ask him anything

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My 4 year old has declared that he knows everything. Ask him anything and he will bestow on you his wisdom and knowledge.

UNCLE JOSH FOR PM
UNCLE JOSH FOR PM

Where should I go on holiday in January?

Where did I loose my bank cards this morning please, and yes- I think we need your uncle Josh for prime minister 🤣

What are the winning lottery ticket numbers?

You should go all the way to Spain. If you have a child, you can play fun games like Uno. You should drink blackcurrant squash, and eat pasta with tomato sauce. You should watch monster trucks while you're there.

You have a brilliant child there OP!

My husband has a question:

Who is your favourite ghostbuster and why?

Please thank him for answering my question.

It was stolen by a burglar. The burglar is using it to buy a monster truck for you.

Do you like being asked loads of questions or is it getting annoying now 😄?

this is the best thread I've come across in a while... my questions

are aliens real?

who would win in a battle between darth vader and voldemort?

My favourite ghost busters are ghost busters!

*He has not seen ghost busters but he was keen to answer anyway.

Well at least you'll get something out of it @Heaviestdirtyestsoul - hope you always wanted a monster truck 😁

I don't like it... I love it

*He says this for everything. It's his favourite joke 😂

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

Daddy or chips?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Aliens are not real because no astronaut has seen them on the moon.

Darth Vader would win because he has the dark side of the force to hurt his throat. Darth Vader is so bad though. He wanted to be bad EVEN THOUGH he was a jedi knight!

*He has seen a lot of Star Wars but not experienced any Harry Potter but he is still confident in his answer.

Will you ever get married?

"Daddy"
"Why do you like Daddy more than chips?"
"No! I said I like chips better of course! They are scrummier and yummier."

I love this lovely thread!

What does your mum/dad do at work? (If applicable) - my 3yo gives hilarious answers to this

Question from my DC:

Would you rather be an elephant or a bee and why?

I'm already married! To (name redacted)! She is my best friend. The wedding was at the pub and it was so good.

What is your favourite song?

What is the favourite thing your mummy does for you?

What makes a good big brother?

They did do science (we do not!) Daddy writes down what he has to write.

Mummy does baby things because she brings her baby with her (I'm on mat leave).