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My 4 Year Old Knows Everything: Ask him anything

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iknoweverythingbecauseiam4 · 18/11/2023 13:15

My 4 year old has declared that he knows everything. Ask him anything and he will bestow on you his wisdom and knowledge.

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iknoweverythingbecauseiam4 · 18/11/2023 13:48

Failedmamaa · 18/11/2023 13:45

Question from my DC:

Would you rather be an elephant or a bee and why?

I'd rather be an elephant because they ward off predators and I don't like predators very much, but I do like predators from the cretaceous period!

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LaviniasBigBloomers · 18/11/2023 13:48

Please ask him what grown-ups should be doing to look after our planet and bring peace to all people. We haven't worked it out for ourselves, hopefully he has the answer Grin

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 18/11/2023 13:49

Needmorelego · 18/11/2023 13:16

What is the meaning of life.....

Forty two, as any fule no.

NooNakedJacuzziness · 18/11/2023 13:49

Is Mumsnet a force for good or evil??

iknoweverythingbecauseiam4 · 18/11/2023 13:49

GoingOffOnATangent · 18/11/2023 13:46

What is your favourite song?

What is the favourite thing your mummy does for you?

What makes a good big brother?

My favourite song is, "Three Kings Were Riding"

I love it when Mummy plays with me.

I'm a good big brother because I tickle her and snuffle her and I'm very very very kind.

*He's getting a bit bored now so we might have to take a break for a bit!

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CopperLion · 18/11/2023 13:50

This little chap is brilliant. Another covert to the Uncle Josh campaign here.

What outings should I take my nephew (8) and niece (3) on next year?

iknoweverythingbecauseiam4 · 18/11/2023 13:51

LaviniasBigBloomers · 18/11/2023 13:48

Please ask him what grown-ups should be doing to look after our planet and bring peace to all people. We haven't worked it out for ourselves, hopefully he has the answer Grin

If anything is in something that we can wash and recycle, I would rather recycle it.

*He's recently started washing out his yoghurt pots by himself and is very proud of his contribution to the household and the planet.

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Frequency · 18/11/2023 13:53

How do I either tell my boss I cannot work for the rest of the day because the puppy wants to be cuddled OR how do I convince the puppy it does not need to be cuddled all day?

ArticWillow · 18/11/2023 13:53

What is better, reading a book or watching the movie based on the book?

Backstory:
Debating if I should watch the new hunger games movie or read the book first... I loved reading the other books especially the 2nd one- never got on with the films.

However, DC desperate to see the movie... and my reading list will probably last for the next 200 years!

TeeBee · 18/11/2023 13:54

Your 4-year old sounds wonderful OP. What a little gem.

AMuser · 18/11/2023 13:54

This has made me hugely nostalgic for my little 4 year old boy who was interested in the world like this. He is now a hulking great 18 year old and still interested in the world.

His question is “what do you think about gorillas”

BeachedOff · 18/11/2023 13:57

Who would you be most scared to meet in the wild - a T.rex or a Raptor? (I have a theory that I could outsmart a T.rex but not a Raptor).

quivers · 18/11/2023 13:58

What does Mummy want for Christmas?

egowise · 18/11/2023 13:59

Ah, this thread has brightened my day by giving me a big smile!

Thank you op's son 😆

DomPom47 · 18/11/2023 14:02

My son does not want to brush his teeth most nights - how can I get him to do this?

SandyWaves · 18/11/2023 14:05

This is too cute

Needmorelego · 18/11/2023 14:07

@MrsDanversGlidesAgain that was the answer I was hoping for.....but he is only 4 😂

brassbells · 18/11/2023 14:08

Lovely thread and I agree with UNCLE JOSH for PM and your DS for president of USA 😀😀😀😀

Spencer0220 · 18/11/2023 14:09

How can I become rich?

How much money is 'rich'? (Mummy might have to explain this question)

To mummy: this is the cutest thread ever and just what I needed today! Thank you 💜

Deadringer · 18/11/2023 14:09

Will it snow for Christmas?

Spencer0220 · 18/11/2023 14:10

What should mummy have for a Christmas present?

Emelene · 18/11/2023 14:11

Great thread OP! What makes a good friend?

RestingCatsArseFace · 18/11/2023 14:13

Are you Sam in Coronation St. and do you have a telescope?

HelloTreacle9 · 18/11/2023 14:22

This is great! My Q: how often do you think about the Roman Empire?

FoleyHuck · 18/11/2023 14:26

Best thread ever! Smile

When you're back from your well-earned break, My DH would like to ask 'how often do you think about the Roman Empire?'

I would like to ask what are the biggest and the smallest creatures in the sea please.