My 4 Year Old Knows Everything: Ask him anything

[iknoweverythingbecauseiam4]

My 4 year old has declared that he knows everything. Ask him anything and he will bestow on you his wisdom and knowledge.

Good shout, he does need new clothes!

Your DS does indeed know everything.

You will give birth in 165 months.

EDIT: he changed his mind. It will be in 1 day. The baby will start crawling when it is born and its name will be Georgie.

This is adorable!

Please can you ask your very clever son at what age do you become an adult? (Asking for a friend).

😂😂 bless him!

Because that’s how it works. It is good to grow up. It means you get to have babies if you’re a female.

20, because that’s about older than being a teenager.

I just was inspired and asked my 6yo DS what does mummy want for Christmas and he said....
A frying pan.

Think we may have to work a bit harder to bust gender stereotypes in our house (though I do love a good piece of kitchenware)

This is a very cute thread!

Where can a lady find a nice man to get married to?

Thank you, there’s a lot of wisdom packed into that answer. I’m going to have to go and think about.

Love this thread!

My 11 year old would like to ask 'What is the formula of pi?'

What a lovely thread, @iknoweverythingbecauseiam4.

Could you please ask your ds what I should get my dh for Christmas.

Thank you.

Haha love it. I'm gonna hold you to the 1day 💙

When will I win the lottery 😫

Please ask him:
What would you like to help me do first?

1. fold the laundry
2. clean the kitchen
3. study your room 4*) clean up after (insert pet's name if you have one - delete if not)

haha the kid sounds like a right cracker!

Where do all the lost odd socks go?
What year will the world end?
What will you do with Mummy when she gets REALLY old?
How much chocolate is too much chocolate?
Whats the best way to embarass Daddy?
What is the solution to the war in Israel/Palestine?
Who killed Roger Rabbit?

Where do babies come from?

Did you ever meet God?

That is.. adorable 😄

What should I do with my life?

How many children will you have, and what names will you choose for them?

Well now- a monster truck! Thank you! 😁

Am I on the naughty list (again)?

I'd like to get a new kitten. What should we call it?

😁Don't worry OP. DD is in Y11 now and I still get it in my head.

What an amazing boy ☺️

My son is 4.5 and similar. Lots of universe and animal questions !

Why is a circle?

My 4yo once asked me this. Talk about existential! I countered with 'Ask daddy when he gets home'.