Baz, mate. I'm a man.
Mate, you've got it all wrong, mate. These birds on here, they're all gagging for it. All of them. You think they care about the questions they're asking or the answers your giving them?
Ner, they just want you to sort them out.
Best shags I ever got, once I joined MN.
Why do you think they're posting on here, Barry? Think their men can sort 'em out? Course they can't. They wouldn't be on here otherwise.
Of course, they can't say that... They're women.
So they're all on here
"oh, it's my mother-in-law"
"oh, it's my children"
"oh, it's the school"
The ones you really want, Baz (you get to learn to spot 'em) it's the ones who hate their husbands. Or the single ones. They'll take anything!
You just have to do a bit of arm around the shoulder, pretend to listen, offer a hanky.
I tell you, mate, I've been knee-deep in it since I joined. A bit of nodding and understanding and they're throwing their knickers at you faster than you can offer them a hanky.
Take these posts from the first page of your thread
yes I have copied them into word and then pasted them back on here
EmpressLesbianInChair Thu 15-Aug-19 13:45:47
Barry, however hard I try at my yoga class I just can’t get into the lotus position. Do you have any tips?
Passthecherrycoke Thu 15-Aug-19 14:30:26
Barry, I have a theory that men of a certain age like trump because he represents everything they secretly admire- a rich powerful man, thick as mince but still convinced he’s right, a pussy grabber who takes whatever he wants from whoever he wants it from, a man who has gone bankrupt a number of times to avoid paying supplies and government taxes, a man who will say anything and back anyone to get what he wants no matter who gets in his way. They want to be him
EskewedBeef Thu 15-Aug-19 20:04:12
What car do you drive, Barry?
Gazelda Thu 15-Aug-19 20:41:09
Barry, what cure do you recommend for a boil?
MrsMoastyToasty Thu 15-Aug-19 21:38:35
Barry, milk then coffee or coffee then milk?
Wurzelsnewhead Thu 15-Aug-19 22:19:00
Barry, we’re being badgered to get a family dog but I know I’ll end up doing the poop duties. I don’t fancy it. I’ve heard of cats that are trained to use the loo, do you think I could do the same with a dog ( and teach them how to flush too of course)
Scruffalicious Thu 15-Aug-19 23:50:27
Barry, what's the optimum way to shut a door?
EVERY word a euphemism.
Not one of those birds cares about the "questions" they're asking you.
Each and every one of them is just saying "Fuck me, Barry. Fuck me now!"
Mate, I take my hat off to you with this thread. It's gold, mate. Pure gold.
But you're wasting it.
These birds want one thing and one thing only. Give them what they want. Give them Barry (and pass them onto me when you're done!)