I'm Barry, AMA

[JesusInTheCabbageVan]

Hi there girls (or should I say ladies, I know how 'PC' you lot are).

I hear you have some questions for me? Well go ahead, I won't bite - unless you want me to, of course

Link here

Ooh an art question! @ThrowThoseCurtainsWide

I'm very interested to know Barry's views on this AnneKipanki also, what actually constitutes art.

This thread is an art form in itself!

URGENT BARRY ADVICE NEEDED
Barry tell us what MPs and the public are best advised to do if Prime Minister Boris Johnson suspends Parliament until 14 October and they don't agree with this course?

Only you can save us now Barry with your wisdom.

Anne well, a munchie box is to salad what Mrs Barry is to Ursula Andress

Tracey Emin - sorry love, but if that's how you make a bed, no wonder you can't hang onto a bloke!

What constitutes art - hmm, a very knotty one. It depends to a large extent on your political persuasion. So, Conservative art, Labour art, Liberal art.

Tell Now the important thing is to remain calm. I know it's hard, because this has been reported as Big Shouty Letter news. The reason for that is that the media is almost exclusively controlled by Project Fear. If you think you might be giving into the panic, just remember: Boris is a man, and he was educated at Eton and Oxford, which means he is a Gentleman. A true Gentleman would never do anything to upset a lady! As around 50% of the UK population is made up of ladies, I think we're safe! Now stop fretting and look at these.

Barry ... is that to persuade us to procreate with Boris ?

Barry ... is that to persuade us to procreate with Boris ?

But...but... I thought we all had!

(Whoops. Just me then. And 600 others )

Hello Barry.

I'm assuming you belong to the Barry club?

Do you know a pilot with that name? I had a big secret crush on him back in the day. To narrow it down a bit, he had a leather jacket.

Cheers.

Awwwww!!!!! Look at those sweet, fluffy animal babies. I luffs them.

Surely nothing bad can happen in a world with those cuties!

I, for one, am calmed.

Thank you, Barry. As ever, your knowledge and rationale save the day.

Time for a quick question?
What's the best way to lose weight from my thighs whilst still keeping to a pert 36C?

If you think you might be giving into the panic, just remember: Boris is a man, and he was educated at Eton and Oxford, which means he is a Gentleman. A true Gentleman would never do anything to upset a lady! As around 50% of the UK population is made up of ladies, I think we're safe! Now stop fretting and look at these.

Barry you are so strong and stable.

I am femininely in awe of your male wisdom and fully calmed by the cute baby animals which are plainly the answer to any constitutional crisis.

What's the best way to lose weight from my thighs whilst still keeping to a pert 36C?

Oi!
Stop making Barry think about your thighs and your pert 36Cs (definitely envious)

And I haven't even mentioned my nipples yet, @LaMarschallin....

[ pert? Not in a looooooooooooooong time!!!! ]

And I haven't even mentioned my nipples yet

And I thought you were just smuggling peanuts.

brazils, dah-ling

Bitch!

(Excellent reply, may I say? )

This thread is even more nuts !

Also on the subject of art: as you may know, the earliest evidence of art is cave paintings like this one. How did it start? Well, do you recall my earlier post about men helpfully breaking down complex information into a format that can be understood by the emotional female brain (aka 'mansplaining')? In prehistoric times, men would do the challenging and dangerous work of hunting, and women would help out from the sidelines - tracking game, making weapons, planning tactics, flushing out game into the open, dispatching injured animals, cleaning and cooking the kills, treating wounded hunters and other little jobs like that. After everyone had eaten, the women would sit enthralled while the menfolk carefully explained (with pictures) how hunting works and why it is important. There is some evidence that 'mansplaining' is woven through the history of art. See, for example, the grateful and interested expressions of these subjects here, here and here.

Procreate with Boris? Honestly ladies, the man has a country to run! Behave yourselves and let the poor fellow work.

Numbers could well have been me, it has been said that this charming chap is the spitting image of me in my younger days! I'm far more chiselled and worldly now.

Raining quite right, you wouldn't want to jeopardise a 36C, particularly a pert specimen! While I don't normally recommend exercise (see above) I have recently learned of a marvellously effective new health cure called 'twerking', which I believe will be helpful to you. If you could send me a short video clip of you 'twerking', say around 10 minutes or so, I shall let you know if you're doing it right.

it has been said that this charming chap is the spitting image of me in my younger days!

Now I can't help thinking about: "Biggles Flies Undone".

I'm ashamed of myself for both the thought and for being old enough to know that joke.

Let the poor fellow

Barry have pm'd you the video. Am hoping for your constructive criticism. Sorry that I'm only in my pants, but I needed you to see the full twerk in action. Do you think the heels (the later part of the vid) make a difference?

Great links with your cavemen post, btw. Fabulous!

[LaMarschalin you don't have to worry about calling me a bitch. I'm not precious and I'm very used to it. I dish it out and I'm fine to take it. swirls nipple tassles]

[ LaMarschalin you don't have to worry about calling me a bitch. I'm not precious and I'm very used to it. I dish it out and I'm fine to take it. swirls nipple tassles

Thank goodness. Sometimes unless you say "THIS IS A JOKE" people don't get it. But it can spoil the joke. I should have known you'd be fine😊]

But I would say: Nipple tassles?

NIPPLE TASSLES?!!

You... you... floozie, you!

( Can you make one go clockwise and the other anticlockwise?)