Why are all the Covid conspiracy theory’s coming true?

(298 Posts)
sunnnysideup Mon 21-Jun-21 22:24:32

Honest question?

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SilenceOfTheNaans Mon 21-Jun-21 22:25:01

Such as?

Mrgrinch Mon 21-Jun-21 22:25:23

You might want to elaborate?

LawnFever Mon 21-Jun-21 22:25:57

What conspiracy has come true? confused

DdraigGoch Mon 21-Jun-21 22:51:55

I'm still waiting for a better mobile signal.

ineedaholidaynow Mon 21-Jun-21 22:52:31

Does that mean I have a chip in me?

NeverMetANiceOne Mon 21-Jun-21 22:52:44

I've not become magnetic yet so not all of them

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Midnightballerina Mon 21-Jun-21 22:52:48

Like what?

HeddaGarbled Mon 21-Jun-21 22:53:44

Honest answer: “bollocks”.

dementedpixie Mon 21-Jun-21 22:53:54

I have no idea what you're talking about

CassandraTrotter Mon 21-Jun-21 22:55:03

I agree, op! I'm sick of bill gates following me now.

MissConductUS Mon 21-Jun-21 22:56:50

Bill Gates, is that you? What's the real story with you and Melinda?

Youngatheart00 Mon 21-Jun-21 22:57:25

Oh dear god not another one

AllThatFancyPaintsAsFair Mon 21-Jun-21 22:57:45

Give us say 3 to get going while you make a list of the others then, come on we're raring to go!

Cheeseycheeseycheesecheese Mon 21-Jun-21 22:58:12

For example....?

yeOldeTrout Mon 21-Jun-21 23:00:47

False Advertising (conspiracy theories are)

Bill Gates is not whispering in my ear. Most disappointing to miss out on those sexy tones. #sarcasm

FloraFauna27 Mon 21-Jun-21 23:04:00

You’re totally right. I had the Pfizer vaccination and now when I hiccough, I make the Windows start up sound sad

EndoplasmicReticulum Mon 21-Jun-21 23:06:23

I had the AZ jab and now all my sentences end in a question?

vodkaredbullgirl Mon 21-Jun-21 23:08:45

My chip is working.

Blindleadingtheblind Mon 21-Jun-21 23:09:17

I can communicate wirelessly using nothing but my brain. Read my mind OP 😂

Madhairday Mon 21-Jun-21 23:09:20

FloraFauna27

You’re totally right. I had the Pfizer vaccination and now when I hiccough, I make the Windows start up sound sad

They put the windows 7 chip in you? You were short-changed. I have the win 10 version and my hiccoughs are silent. Though my farts are basically that error noise you get when you try and do something and Computer Says No.

AliceLivesHere Mon 21-Jun-21 23:09:38

Ah you mean the chip that makes you magnetic so that coins stick to you and the 5G bit helps with mobile signal.... no idea but so pleased 'those' were correct! I mean when I drop change I no longer have to bend over to pick up. Saves a fortune in data costs, it's all free now.

AliceLivesHere Mon 21-Jun-21 23:11:01

CassandraTrotter

I agree, op! I'm sick of bill gates following me now.

Me too, no wonder his wife divorced him the perv following us all around. I have to make sure I always wear my best undies now.

Justmuddlingalong Mon 21-Jun-21 23:11:27

My brain seems to buffer constantly. 🤔 I am perimenopausal though.

AliceLivesHere Mon 21-Jun-21 23:11:41

@sunnnysideup

Come on?

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