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I've accidentally got a bit fucked up

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FeckinCrutches Sat 29-Oct-16 22:30:36

At a Halloween party, chit chat round a table with snacks. I need this not to bed. According tinkiiev

dailymailarecunts Sat 29-Oct-16 22:32:09

You ok love?

Palomb Sat 29-Oct-16 22:32:18

Tell Tinkiiev to make you a cup for tea 👍🏼

dailymailarecunts Sat 29-Oct-16 22:32:39

<that sounded patronising, sorry, I typed as I was thinking>

Palomb Sat 29-Oct-16 22:32:59

OF tea <not fucked up>

onemorecupofcoffeefortheroad Sat 29-Oct-16 22:33:33

tinkiiev is leading you astray. Go to bed alone ... not with tinkiiev ... assuming you've had enough snacks that is.

SuckingEggs Sat 29-Oct-16 22:34:39

Plenty of water, 2 paracetamol and a banana. Get to bed! Put water by your bed.

FeckinCrutches Sat 29-Oct-16 22:35:53

Balls. I meant to say I need this not to turn into hell tomorrow

FeckinCrutches Sat 29-Oct-16 22:36:45

I feel duper pukey

dontbesillyhenry Sat 29-Oct-16 22:38:51

gringringrinlucky you-sort of!
Good old tinkieev!

Brocollili Sat 29-Oct-16 22:39:30

Berocca and dioralyte mixed, before you go to bed (with or without tinkiiev).

Muddlewitch Sat 29-Oct-16 22:39:58

Are you still there or are you home now?

NavyandWhite Sat 29-Oct-16 22:44:03

Drink water. Get some fresh air.

MerryInthechelseahotel Sat 29-Oct-16 22:47:28

Good old tinkieev haven't seen him in so long <wistful>

HemanOrSheRa Sat 29-Oct-16 22:47:36

That tinkiiev is a naughty sort. Led me astray many times.

MrsTerryPratchett Sat 29-Oct-16 22:47:54

Berocca, lots of fluid and eat something.

Patsy99 Sat 29-Oct-16 22:48:03

Glad you've had a fun evening winewinewine

I'd go with the water suggestion.

2kids2dogsnosense Sat 29-Oct-16 22:50:06

Is this in English? confused

DragonMamma Sat 29-Oct-16 22:50:55

Advice from an old pro - cheese and bean toastie with a cup of tea. Followed by a some paracetamol, zantac/lansoprazole if you have them and if you are super prepared, like me, a cyclizine with a pint of water/squash at the ready.

Chickoletta Sat 29-Oct-16 22:52:05

Wave goodbye to tin Kiev, call a taxi and cosy up at home with a large glass of Berocca and a couple of paracetamol.

Flumplet Sat 29-Oct-16 22:52:19

<snarf> I think it's a bit late to worry about the hangover now OP. Have a bottle of water, a couple paracetamol and a berocca on your bedside table. You'll be like you but on a slightly more crappy than average day. Enjoy the rest of your night out!

emwithme Sat 29-Oct-16 22:53:21

If you have any dioralyte, take one before you go to bed and have another waiting for the morning...

TheoriginalLEM Sat 29-Oct-16 22:54:46

me and tinkiev go back didn't end well flowers

legotits Sat 29-Oct-16 22:55:30

Oh God not berocca you wicked women.

Bad enough going down but if unfortunate enough to come back up.......

Fluorescent orange spatters forevermore.

MrsTerryPratchett Sat 29-Oct-16 22:57:25

Having projectile vomited cranberry juice, there's worse than Berocca.

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