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AD's say "well open the playgrounds and swimming pools then you Malaka"

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Ibake Tue 30-Jun-20 14:18:02

New thread!

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Allflightscancelled Tue 30-Jun-20 14:18:53

Signing in!

Spudlet Tue 30-Jun-20 14:19:07


Dowser Tue 30-Jun-20 14:19:35

Thank you

Teateaandmoretea Tue 30-Jun-20 14:20:08


ProfessorRadcliffeEmerson Tue 30-Jun-20 14:20:45

Signing in!

Ibake Tue 30-Jun-20 14:20:48

Omg, were you all sat waiting? Whilst I frantically worked out how to do it!

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DrearyWallAntler Tue 30-Jun-20 14:21:20

Malakas to you all!

IAintentDead Tue 30-Jun-20 14:21:41

Hi All

HesterShaw1 Tue 30-Jun-20 14:21:45

You tell the bastard @Ibake!

Simply marvellous new thread. We should all post on it forthwith.

Where Insane today?

torydeathdrug Tue 30-Jun-20 14:22:26


reposting cos I'm scared of spreading misinformation & cos I reallyreallyreally hate the tosser:

"the pillar 2 numbers are included in the daily cases - don't want to give grist to conspiracy theorists - but almost impossible to get the numbers for individual areas. Can't figure out if the government has the same trouble (big problem if they do) & hence the delay wrt to Leicester."

Right Honourable Mr Malaka Hamcock Chief Dementor and All Around Fucking Wanker

PickAChew Tue 30-Jun-20 14:22:27


FizzFan Tue 30-Jun-20 14:22:33


Worldgonecrazy Tue 30-Jun-20 14:24:38

Hello Malakas.

Yay I’ve learned my second Greek word 😎

Mascotte Tue 30-Jun-20 14:27:52

Hi, Malakas!

I did Ancient Greek at school but didn't learn this 😃

TheGreatWave Tue 30-Jun-20 14:28:52


I have just read that BoJo has likened the situation in Leicester as "whack-a-mole"

I'm not sure this is entirely reassuring, more like "if we keeping bashing somewhere, hopefully we will get one right."

fartingsparkles Tue 30-Jun-20 14:29:04

Hey hey kids!

All this talk of malakas is making me think of the film, Weird Science "She's into malakas, Dino"

I loved that film. Still do to be honest.

Dowser Tue 30-Jun-20 14:29:48

Waiting for grandson,.then can put the world to rights.

Cattermole Tue 30-Jun-20 14:30:45

Cattermole, who is in fact a black cat with very big white paws who when he was new looked more like a mole than a cat due to his big pink feet, does not like the idea of Whack A Mole.....
Cattermole the cat suggests Whack A Blob instead

ISaySteadyOn Tue 30-Jun-20 14:31:28

Love the new thread title.

Ibake Tue 30-Jun-20 14:32:36

So how Greek are you @loki? Both parents? Born here or there? Am thinking I can tap you up now for recipes as well as swear words. I bloody love Greece but haven't seen nearly enough of it. Was perusing websites the other night, so very nearly booked something, it was going 11/7, and then I wake up to this morning's news. Can't say I massively blame them given their numbers vs ours but I'd still love to go at some point this summer if I can.

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fartingsparkles Tue 30-Jun-20 14:32:39

Weird Science, Malaka clip smile hoping it works

LadyOfTheImprovisedBath Tue 30-Jun-20 14:32:51

Ibake thanks for new thread.

torydeathdrug I did understand it was the location bit missing and not the total number of postive test coming back though that may not have been clear from my posts.

Drivingdownthe101 Tue 30-Jun-20 14:34:06


DominaShantotto Tue 30-Jun-20 14:34:56

Checking in - even though I'm likely to be quiet.

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