Questions about becoming a call girl.

[highclasshooker]

Thinking of becoming a prostitute, I want the fast track route I don't want to stand on street corners.

I have no experience whatsoever so am looking for careers guidance.

I want to fit my hours around the school day, I need to be back to pick ds up from school at 3ish so no weekends or evenings.

Is there a demand for day time call girls?
I don't want to work from home (for obvious reasons) so where should I operate from? Do I just book a plush hotel? are there implications in using a hotel? would I need to pay them commission etc?

Can I get a career start up loan from the bank? I have no funds so would need a loan to cover clothes and personal grooming, brazilian wax etc

How do I advertise? Would a website be sufficient or do I need to advertise in specialist magazines?

Do I inform the tax office?

I don't have any sex qualifications, will this hold me back? I have never even read the kama sutra.

How much should I charge? I was thinking of around £250 for a couple of hours does this sound reasonable?

Oh and I really don't want to get a criminal record, I am a little confused about the legal implications. If there are any legal bods around please advise.

TIA

Blimey!!! I can't helkp you here I'm sorry.

Unless trip trap..

thats the best laugh I've had all day.

why don't you stand on a street corner and see if you've got the, errr, stomach for it?

what the smeg is a 'sex qualification' ?

Do local colleges do this ???

Lets have a look at your cv then....

Career start-up loan? Tax office? Sex qualifications?

lol @ imagining old man in local office when she goes in to inform them....

LOL - I think you're going to have to take some sexams!

Its not supposed to be funny yogimum! I really haven't got a clue how to go about it. I had a look in the library but all the careers stuff wasn't really relevant.

if this is remotely serious look in your local free paper where they advertise escort services - they are always advertising for new staff.

There are also a couple of websites, but I don't really want to advertise them on here and they are dependant on area.

good luck with your small business loan

Why don't you just marry a rich bloke and live off him instead?

"fast track route" - ROFL

what, like S&M (M&S) graduate training scheme ?

uqd, I did, but i spent all his money

UnquietDad! I do have morals you know! Already married, I married for love not money

What does your dh think about this? Or would he not know seeing as its going to be done in school hours.
Can't believe I'm posting on this fake thread!

HC Hooker, i will come in with you (pardon the pun) hours and money sound just what I need

Oh I do hope you'll be posting in style too, I am very good at sourcing hooker chic.

I was going to tell dh that I had a new glamourous job in HR or something (need to explain the stockings!). I only need to make about £20k to get us through our financial crisis then I was thinking of retraining to become a library assistant or something similar.

This is so fake!!

Library assistant my arse.

Why am I reminded of something to do with Jeanette Winterson and Le Creuset cookware?

ooh I've been waiting to use this

you need to read the book "call me Elizabeth" - that's about a nice woman going into hooking for a while (to pay private school fees)